Brady’s Bastard Bunch
A tabloid newspaper in South America has reported that New England Patriots three-time Superbowl winning quarterback Tom Brady has gotten his current girlfriend, Brazillian Supermodel Gisele (so super she has only one name…like Gia) pregnant. Now if this is true, it comes on the heels of an announcement last month that his former girlfriend, American actress Bridget Moynahan is also baking the Brady seed into a precious little loaf.
I’m not saying anything about these two particular women, but Brady has got to know that there are women out there who would look at having his child as a retirement plan.
And unlike would with an IRA, they won’t have to wait for the little bugger to mature before they start seeing some serious cash. He should think about that before he starts running around playing Johnny Ampleseed.
Lordy, Tom, have you never heard of a rubber?
I realize that just being a quarterback (let alone one who is reasonably good looking and has three Superbowl rings) gets you plenty of play. But, who understands the importance of protection more than a quarterback. Can’t blame the offensive line for this.
(That’s a football reference for those of you who aren’t into sports.)
Maybe he’s on his way to a Brady Bunch for the 21st Century. Does that make Bill Belichick Alice?
ADDENDUM: Yes, I know these two women are wealthy in their own right. That’s why I said “I’m not saying anything about these two women.” But then again, even with successful careers, they don’t have Brady kind of dough…yet.
March 9th, 2007 at 1:17 am
Good God talk about skank!
So how about your own rollin with the attorney?
March 9th, 2007 at 1:24 am
That got me laughing. Thanks.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:29 am
Ah yes, Gisele Bundchen the 25 year old international supermodel currently at number one in her field with an estimated net worth of 150 million.
Oh! THAT cum-stashing opportunistic ho.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:31 am
I wonder if they share an agent too?
March 9th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Tony, she’s independently wealthy, so the money angle probably isn’t it. However, and i got this from a very liberated female co-worker, when a woman wants a baby and she looks the way these two women do; getting a man to drop the condom on the floor is an easy task.
How do you think seemingly intelligent men contract aids daily? It’s not from fucking heroin addicts.
March 9th, 2007 at 11:48 am
“baking the Brady seed into a precious little loaf.” … LOL I love that line.
He’d better watch out or he’ll be Federlined … FOUR little seeds in less than five years!
March 9th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Johnny Ampleseed. LMFAO!!!
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March 9th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
he’s good looking? since when?
March 9th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Well, if Gisele invests wisely (as she IS a supermodel), she should be fine financially. HOWEVER, you’re absolutely right in that he needs to wrap it up before he smacks it up. That’s 18 years. Of everything he’s getting (they get half - or close to it). Gisele would “ruin” her body for a baby this early in her game? Seems odd. Of course, these celeb moms seem to be back to their pre-baby weight 3 weeks after delivery, so what do I know?
March 9th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
From now on, whenever he steps up in the pocket I’ll have another image on my mind!
March 10th, 2007 at 3:00 am
He’s taking the old “Irish twins” thing to a new level!
March 10th, 2007 at 8:10 am
Sounds like a few too many passes to his wide receivers. All those “extra points” begin to add up.
March 10th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
He’s good looking? Like, YEAH!