Archive for February, 2007

Gator Tears

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Crocodile tears are fake. Gator tears are real. At least they were in Knoxville, last night. And you know what? Gator tears aren’t salty. They taste oh so sweet. Especially if you’re a Vol.
There’s always a moment in sporting events when you reach a point of no return. That moment [...]

Oscar and Sam and Me

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

So, the Oscars were Sunday night…and I didn’t watch. A friend of mine said it was one of the most boring Oscars ever, so I’m glad i didn’t watch. I never find the Oscars all that interesting anyway, because I generally have never seen most of the movies nominated. And I don’t [...]

Explorations

Monday, February 26th, 2007

You know how when you’re first starting to fool around with someone on a regular basis, you’re kind of exploring to figure out what it is that they like? I’m not talking about the very first time, because then you’re just trying to put on your best show. You’re a hundred-piece orchestra with fireworks [...]