Variation on Hump Day

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While the Hump Day feature in 2006 proved to be mostly inconclusive in determining my type, I can think I can pretty much say with certainty that if I were a polar bear this guy would be my type. I’m not always good at spotting it, but I have a pretty strong feeling that he’s a bottom. I think I will call him Jake.

(There’s a Bearback Mountin’ joke in there somewhere….)

NOTE: I lifted this image from Proceed At Your Own Risk

11 Responses to “Variation on Hump Day”

  1. sue Says:

    He does look mightly cuddly, I’ll give you that. For sure he will keep you warm.

  2. Tom Says:

    Yeah, he does have that “assume the position” look about him…with just a hint of a smile of anticipation.

  3. Bob TuYu Says:

    How tacky. Jake will be sore about this!

  4. homer Says:

    He’s totally versatile, except for walruses.

  5. Jay Says:

    it’s ready and waiting….hahahaha

  6. Nickster Says:

    Interesting, what ARE the traits of the typical bottom, you think? I’m never good at spotting tops. I don’t think they actually exist over here…everyone I know is either a bottom or a versatile…

  7. Nickster Says:

    PS: Nice jacket!

  8. Bruce Says:

    Poor unfortunate fellow, having to depend upon the Bush administartion for protection.

  9. Ethan Says:

    Yes, Nickster…what ARE the traits of a typical bottom? Someone called me a “sexy little bottom bitch” today…and they know nothing about me. They only saw a pic of me - and I’m certain I don’t look as ‘ready’ as this polar-fellow.

  10. dAAve Says:

    Well, I heard that he is frigid.

  11. nickster Says:

    @Ethan: well…the stereotype of feminine men usually being hopelessly bottom is quite true, in my experience. Also, I’ve noticed that men who are into hairy and muscular and/or older men are ususally bottoms. I’m sure any psycho-analyst could theorize as to why that is; I’m not gonna burn my fingers on that one though… ;-)

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