Variation on Hump Day
While the Hump Day feature in 2006 proved to be mostly inconclusive in determining my type, I can think I can pretty much say with certainty that if I were a polar bear this guy would be my type. I’m not always good at spotting it, but I have a pretty strong feeling that he’s a bottom. I think I will call him Jake.
(There’s a Bearback Mountin’ joke in there somewhere….)
NOTE: I lifted this image from Proceed At Your Own Risk

January 3rd, 2007 at 9:15 am
He does look mightly cuddly, I’ll give you that. For sure he will keep you warm.
January 3rd, 2007 at 9:30 am
Yeah, he does have that “assume the position” look about him…with just a hint of a smile of anticipation.
January 3rd, 2007 at 11:52 am
How tacky. Jake will be sore about this!
January 3rd, 2007 at 11:21 pm
He’s totally versatile, except for walruses.
January 4th, 2007 at 12:27 am
it’s ready and waiting….hahahaha
January 4th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Interesting, what ARE the traits of the typical bottom, you think? I’m never good at spotting tops. I don’t think they actually exist over here…everyone I know is either a bottom or a versatile…
January 4th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
PS: Nice jacket!
January 4th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Poor unfortunate fellow, having to depend upon the Bush administartion for protection.
January 5th, 2007 at 2:47 am
Yes, Nickster…what ARE the traits of a typical bottom? Someone called me a “sexy little bottom bitch” today…and they know nothing about me. They only saw a pic of me - and I’m certain I don’t look as ‘ready’ as this polar-fellow.
January 5th, 2007 at 5:00 am
Well, I heard that he is frigid.
January 5th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
@Ethan: well…the stereotype of feminine men usually being hopelessly bottom is quite true, in my experience. Also, I’ve noticed that men who are into hairy and muscular and/or older men are ususally bottoms. I’m sure any psycho-analyst could theorize as to why that is; I’m not gonna burn my fingers on that one though…