Monday Mailbox #1
Happy New Year, everyone!
It’s a new year, a new week, and a new feature to replace last year’s Hump Day posts. It’s Monday Mailbox. As I posted a few days ago, every Monday I will write a post based on a question, idea, or opinion someone sends me in e-mail.
There are certain questions I get asked a lot in e-mails from readers or visitors. I figured I’d get those out of the way first, so that we can move on to some fresh more engaging ideas. Plus, it’ll give a little more time to generate some e-mails from you all.
So, here are the answers to the things I’m most asked:
- Fourteen
- Maybe 90/10
- Thirty One
- At least twice
- Seventeen
- Single
- Nine
- Brown
- Six-Three
- Blue
- No, I’m not
You can figure out the questions. 
If you want to pose a question, just send it to me by e-mail (click the link in the sidebar). I’ll need your input to keep this going for another 51 weeks.
January 1st, 2007 at 9:43 am
1. The size of your shoe
2. Your gay/straight ratio
3. When you lost your virginity
4. That you have had ‘relations’
5. Your favorite fashion magazine
6. Type of malt scotch you drink
7. Pee Pee size?
8. Eyes. Hair.
9. The distance in your restraining order against me?
10. What you are when I don’t hear from me
11. Your answer to my #10
January 1st, 2007 at 10:31 am
14″ Really? OMG. What could anyone do with that thing?
January 1st, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I figure it is 90 top and 10 wish you were top…
You read Seventeen magazine, too?
January 1st, 2007 at 9:43 pm
I already KNEW all those answers!
January 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 am
1. Shoe size
2. Top/ only for you, Jake
3. Present age
4. Number of times you j/o daily (at least)
5. “I am 17, going on 18 … totally unprepared am I, to face a world of men”
6. Relationship status
7. Ummm… a reference to LARGE Tony
8. Eye colour
9. Height in bare feet
10. Jake’s eye colour
11. Uncut
January 3rd, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Ok, Here goes:
-shoe size
- gay/ straight ratio?
- age
- # of times you beat off a day
- age you lost your virginity
- current relationship status
- mmmmm, nine
- color of your eyes/ hair
- height
- favorite eye color (how did you know my eyes are blue???)
- no ,your not a bottom
Now what does the winner get????
January 4th, 2007 at 1:56 am
Considering the others, the one that stands out is single. And I’m bettin’ that doesn’t refer to Scotch.
January 4th, 2007 at 6:30 am
The age when I picked up an “International Male” catalog * Fourteen
My soy to decafe 110 Degree Vinti Soy Latte ratio * Maybe 90/10
How many times a day I think about Kel… * Thirty One
How many times a day I “shine the shoe horn” thinking about Kel* At least twice
Age I hit puberty * Seventeen
Size of my bed * Single
How many times a day I eat a moon pie (original, not banana) * Nine
color of my favorite mustard * Brown
Duh, height* Six-Three
hmmm…color my mohawk would be if I lived in NYC * Blue
Are you a vegetarian? * No, I’m not …then gain Not only no but, Hell No might be a more appropriate answer.
xo
January 4th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
how many britney spears records do you have? Fourteen
normal vision is 20/20 - what’s yours? Maybe 90/10
how many times have you j/o this calendar year 2007 so far? Thirty One
since lunch? At least twice
whats your oatmeal cookie consumption amount per average day? Seventeen
is the pope married, or single? Single
how many boys does the pope go thru in a single day? Nine
who would you rather do? charlie sheen or charlie brown? Brown
how tall is granny? Six-Three
if you impale prince charles on a polo wicket, what color will your wicket be? Blue
No, I’m not
January 4th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
oh yeah…the last one ..forgot!
are you currently considering a run for the office of president of the sunflower girls in 2008? No, I’m not