The Last Meme of 2006

Jamin sent me this. He’s a sweet guy, so i figured I’d do it.

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
216 or 832

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Of course.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Complete listener. really not a good conversationalist.

4. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Yep. I’d be a one-man Lord of the Flies. Lost in a city is where I’d be in trouble.

5. Do you like to ride horses?
Nope.

6. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yeah. “Camp Getouttathehouseanddon’t comebacktildark”

7. What was your favorite board game as a kid?
I don;t remember playing board games much as a kid. It was considered something that girls and sissies did. As an adult, I do play Scrabble from time to time with Granny.

8. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was taken what would you do?
Be flattered, maybe even flirt some, but move on. (unless it was Jake. Then it would be move in.)

9. Are you judgmental?
Nah. We’re all like magazines and newspapers. Several issues a year.

10. Would you date someone with different religious beliefs?
yeah..as long as he wasn’t too narrow-minded to date me. (Jake is Jewish. You think I’m going to let a little unleavened bread come between us?)

11. Are you continuing your education?
just life’s education

12. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
yeah, but I don’t like them.

13. If your house was on fire, what’s the first thing you’d grab?
I guess my underpants.

14. How often do you read books?
Regularly.

15. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I’m a real present day kind of guy. My past wasn’t so hot. My future seems so far away.

16. What is your favorite children’s book?
My favorite one as a child was The Five Chinese Brothers. My favorite now are the Harry Potters.

18. How tall are you?
6-3

19. Where is your ideal house located?
Tucked on the side of the Smoky Mountains with a long drive up to it, so that I could see who was coming for at least a quarter mile.

20. Last person you talked to?
Granny

22. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Lordy. I have no idea.

23. What are your keys on your key chains for?
Opening locks. Truck. Front Door. Basement. Mail Boxes.

24. What did you do last night?
Mopped the kitchen, answered e-mail, beat off, tossed and turned

25. Where is your current pain at?
My right shoulder…part of the reason I tossed and turned

26. Do you like mustard?
Brown or spicey. Not plain yellow or fancy mustards

27. Do you like your mom or dad?
They are both gone. But I loved them both in different ways.

28. How long does it take you in the shower?
10-20 minutes depending on where there’s paint. Longer if I’m beating it.

29. What movie do you want to see right now?
Dreamgirls.

30. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
I really don’t understand this question

31. What did you do for New Year’s?
ummm..it’s not til sunday/monday. I’ll watch the bowl game.

32. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Didn’t see it.

33. Do you own a camera phone?
Nope

34. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
N

35. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Only ever seen the show twice.

36. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
4-5

37. Do you like care bears?
They need to be put in a blender full of Skittles with the Teletubbies, My Little Pony, and that Fabric Softener Bear. Hell, throw in Barney, the Pillsbury dough boy and the Hamburger Helper glove, too.

38. Do you know how to play poker?
Yep. Don;t have a lt of skill but I have a great poker face.

39. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yep.

40. What do you sleep in?
A bed, bareassed.

41. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?Klan rallies. No joke.

42. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope.

43. Who’s the funniest person you know?
Knottyboy makes me laugh out loud a lot.

44. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I learn more from funny people.

46. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope. It’s 6 AM.

47. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
I don’t use regular words in other languages.

48. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I hardly ever do it, but I pay.

49. When was the last time you said “i love you” and meant it?
I always mean it.

51. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Ring or silent.

52. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I would like one, I think. But I wouldn;t know what to do with one.

11 Responses to “The Last Meme of 2006”

  1. Trapper Says:

    Who doesn’t love sleeping bareassed in bed? That’s the only way to sleep!

    Oh by the way, a bit embarrassed to admit this, but I didn’t know what “meme” was. I looked it up and got my new “Word of the Day”. Always learning something from LT every day!!!

  2. sue Says:

    Who are 216 and 832? Why not just say Jake? If your house was on fire, you wouldn’t grab Granny?

  3. paxed Says:

    You wouldn’t know what to do with a BF? Tony, it has been WAY too long if you don’t know what to do with a man anymore! =)

  4. HB Says:

    Heheh it’s funny… If I got lost in a city, I’d be fine, I’d be screwed if I was in the country :)

  5. Blobby Says:

    HEY! I’m in 216. Are you waiting for my call? I had no idea!

  6. Todd/Imnot2bzy Says:

    Like Whoopi said in “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”- You Fuck Him.

  7. Kelly Says:

    Just wanted to wish you a happy 2007 from Kelly and Jeff

  8. chris Says:

    may i ‘take’ this?

  9. Jay Says:

    Happy New Year! Who is 216 and 832? Houston and Ohio?

  10. CHROME Says:

    some of your answers surprised me. some I kinda figured. I borrowed the meme. Hope you don’t mind.

  11. tank Says:

    uhh, this seems strangely familiar.. jamin stole it from me..

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