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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Well, it’s the final Hump Day. Fifty-two weeks of dudes I’d do. Actually there have only been fifty-one because Week 25 was about actual Humping instead of hypothetical.

I had hoped that you readers would help me pick the final guy, but I only had three people send in suggested photos and only one of the guys picture was a potential hump. So I decided to go it alone.

After a year of this, I still don’t think I have a particular type. Yeah, there are certain features I like: thick lips, meaty booty, cool-colored eyes, good pecs, long limbs. But, none of those are requirements. A thin-lipped, flat-assed, brown-eyed midget could work as long as he seems cool, can make me laugh, gets my humor, and is willing to work on his gag-reflex.

But if I am forced to select a type then I have to say it’s the regular guy. Like this one. He’s cute without being freakishly attractive, he’s in good shape without seeming like he’s obsessed with the gym. He’s got a brilliant smile that says he’s a lot a fun…both to hang out with and to get down with.

And the scruff…okay, maybe I do have one requirement. Every once in a while, promise to go a day or two without shaving and give me a belly burn. And I don’t mean acid reflux.

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