LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

If Hump Day is any indication, I’m thinking I need to visit Brazil or Spain or someplace where hot dark swarthy men speak in some rapid fire latin tongue. You know, the kind of placewhere “R’s” flutter across the tips of their tongues in a low voice that makes everything sound filthy dirty. (Imagine how those “R’s” would feel fluttering across the tip of your dong.) A place where I would be called Antonio Grande.

I won’t have any idea what any of them are saying, but it won’t matter. It’ll all sound like “I’m hornier than the running of the bulls” to me. (On a side note, if they were ever to have a shortage of cattle, I’ll volunteer to chase a few Spanish dudes through the streets and gore them.)

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 at 11:41 pm and is filed under hump day. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.