Hump Day, Week 49
I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.
Tall and tan and young and lovely / The boy from Ipanema goes walking / And when he passes, each boy he passes says…”GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY.”
All this picture needs is a little dog tugging on his bikini and it would be a Coppertone ad. I would say “Copperbone,” but copper is a very soft metal and there ain’t nothing soft about my bone right now. So forget about the dog. Just put me in the picture, charging from behind with a diving tackle, bringing down that little orange and white swimsuit while I bring him down. (it is not lost on me that those are the Vols colors, btw. He gets bonus points for that….as if he needs any.)
He’s already got a perfect “10″ just on body alone. If life were The Sims and I could pick a body for myself, it would be that one. I’ve got the shoulders and almost the arms, so what would it have hurt for God to fill out my chest and give me thick shapely thighs and buttocks?
Well, since I don’t have that body, I’ll just take his. Into infinity and beyond. Plus once more. He’s going to need a restraining order just to get me to pull out. And a S.W.A.T. team.
P.S. The final Hump Day comes in three weeks. Don’t forget to send in a pic/description of who you would think would be my perfect Hump Day. Good luck beating this one!
December 6th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Tony, Did you realize this is Rafael Verga again ,your previous Hump from Sept. 20th only seen from behind this time. If the reason for a year of Hump Day models is to see if you have a type, I suggest that you prefer Latin, Italian, beautiful tan-skinned guys.
December 6th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
This guy rocks!
You mean you aren’t bootylicious? I thought scampering up ladders and scaffolds would pump up those glutes.
Oh well the Lord giveth and taketh away!
December 6th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
WOW. I’ve tried to get a worthy subject for your adoration, but you’re doing quite well on your own thus far.
I do, however, respond well to verbal commands and would be happy to handle the tackling and wardrobe removal for you.
December 6th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Nice cleavage!
December 6th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Yeah, this one will be tough to beat…oh, no. Is he a repeat? So good you had to have him twice?
I just wrote a blog (not where you can read) about what I want in a relationship (it was part of my abridged life story to date) and I thought about the tackling thing (no lie) but had enough of a description laid out. I’ve always wanted to be drying off from a shower and trying to get dressed when my man comes out of the shower, drying off, and spots me and just takes me from behind.
Anyway, enough thinking for now. I’m happy you figured out how to load VIDEO and SOUND on your blog! Now if you do Flash, you’ll be set!
December 6th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
And what a Christmas (Haunakah, Kwanza, whatever your belief) gift it would be, Charlie Brown.
December 7th, 2006 at 6:17 am
Nah! He looks like a waiter and what that boy won’t do for a tip!
Put yer bloody clothes back on and go get us another bottle of wine…
December 7th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Yeah, you really can’t get much hotter than this. Woof!!!!
December 11th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Too lithe for my taste. I prefer my guys a bit chunkier. Your taste is for youngish, athletic, muscular guys with good skin, like most people out there.