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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Granted, this is another one with one of those spikey-toothy necklaces, but you have to ignore that.  It does not play into a guy’s humpability for me.  It’s just a needless accessory.  May as well rip if off his neck at the height of humping.  Unless, of course, he needs it to bite down on during entry…which is entirely possible.

This guy is loaded with useless accessories.  Sure, the watch may be useful to test his heart rate if he gets a little dizzy.  And maybe that bracelet is one of those Medic Alert things…which may also be useful.  Certainly doesn’t hurt.  You always hear about those really fit people who have freak heart attacks during a thorough workout.

A workout is what this guy is all about for me.  He’s got that tight hard lean Fight Club body. The kind that can take a pounding.  And I’ll give him a few rounds on the heavy bag.

After this week, there are four Hump Days left to 2006.  The Final Four.  I am going to pick three more, but I’m going to let you readers pick the last one…sort of.   Some of you feel like you have found a trend in “my type.”  So I want you all to set me up with my final Hump Day.

Here’s the deal: all you have to do is send in a picture, based on all you have seen and read in previous Hump Days, of someone that you think I would find the most humpable of all and write a little piece about it.  If I pick the guy you sned for the final Hump Day, then receive a free LARGETONY Logo T-shirt.

E-mail your Hump Day entry by December 26 (and make sure the picture is at least 430 pixels wide so that I will fit the layout of the blog)

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