Hump Day, Week 45
I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.
Christmas came early this year and I just might, too. When I ran across this picture, I was going to save it for week fifty-two because this is the Hump Day guy to end all Hump Day guys. I still won’t admit to having a particular type. But, if you but a gun to my head, I would definitely use this guy to talk my way out of it. Besides, it turns out this is my 300th post, and he is very deserving of the honor.
If you look back over the Hump Days so far, there is a range of guys. But Latin types and country boys do pop up a lot (or make me pop up a lot, anyway.) This guy looks like scoop of both swirled together.
Latino and redneck sounds like it would be a bizarre combo, but damn if this guy doesn’t make me want to fix up a mess of grits con queso and eat it all night. Nice and slow. Off his abs. While I’m inside him. Deep. Very, very deep.
He’s got a lot of the usual Hump Day attributes: gorgeous eyes, scruffy face, real pretty mouth. Yeah, his lips could be a little fuller. (But they’ll be plenty swollen after a bit of a workout. Definitely will have a pump.)
But, that’s what I love most about this guy… His imperfections. Not a cookie-cutter Hilter Youth runway model. He’s so flawed that he’s flawless.
I’m so taken with this guy that I’m having trouble deciding just how I’d hump him. Just rest assured that I would. Often. Early and often. And that wouldn’t be the end of it. This is the type where hump just isn’t enough. So, tell me we wouldn’t make a nice-looking couple.
November 8th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
You know, I’ve been noticing a pattern the last few Hump Days… these boys seems to increasingly look like you Tony, or at least lil brother versions of you… this one probably more so than most… I mean, c’mon, look at you in the banner… look at him… you even have your heads at the same angle…
Maybe it’s just your thing for brunettes with scruff… I dunno… there’s definately been a theme of late though…
November 8th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Well Tony is better looking than his picks….if I may say.
And Tony - why decide how to hump him (or anyone) only one way? Multiple ways to skin a cat….and multiple times.
November 8th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
The “Best of Hump” hands down, … or on. A 300 gun salute.
November 8th, 2006 at 10:37 pm
I’d eat him in a second…
November 9th, 2006 at 12:33 am
I want a piece of Granny’s pie.
November 9th, 2006 at 4:18 am
I think we’d make a great threesome.
November 9th, 2006 at 6:56 am
Ah yes! The “mini-me” kink again…
{don’t deny it again, others are noticing}
But what do I know eh?
November 9th, 2006 at 8:02 am
LOL @ cookie-cutter Hilter Youth runway model
November 10th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
That one does nothing for me, I’m not sure why.
November 13th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
See, I don’t see one flaw whatsoever. I’d committ murder to look like that — or sell my soul, take your pick.
Still bearing a resemblance to LT? Hmmmmm, maybe . . .
November 15th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
true eye candy. who is he and can we see more?
January 12th, 2007 at 4:21 am
Its Rafael Monteiro and I just LOVE his jeans