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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

After last week’s choice, and now this one, I must be in a long hair phase.  Long hair is like being bald.  It takes the right kind of face and head to pull it off.  This guy pulls it off so good that it washes all over him.

And the face is amazing. Full, but not overly juicy lips (not that there is such a thing as too juicy lips.  I wouldn’t care if a guy has flotation devices around his teeth); beautiful, receptive eyes that tell you he will accept as much as you are willing (and able) to give; a sandpaper jawline, perfect for causing burns on the side of my neck and around my navel; perfectly shaped eyebrows that don’t appear to be shaped; and just enough cheekbone to and another dimension to that face.

Pretty. Pretty. Pretty.  (But in a completely masculine way.)  This is the kind of guy that you figure must be surrounded by some ninja lighting crew, because no matter where you see him, he glows with sensuality.  You know the kind of guy I mean.  I hate them, but I love them.
I’m just dying to trace the contours of that face. But I want to do it with the fleshy end and fat underside of my dong. Like it was a facial massager, leaving clear honey-like strands of moisturizer as I work.  I swear this guy has me so jacked that my nuts are up around my neck like I’m wearing Wilma Flintstone’s necklace.
And the body is the perfect compliment to the face.  Beautiful skin, good shoulders, nice chest.  He’s long and kind of willowy, but you know it’s a body that has that kind of strength where you can bend him and twist him as you need too, but he’s not gonna break.

Even with the confidence I have in this particular product, I wouldn’t mind putting it through a rigorous battery of factory tests.

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