LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

I know a lot of you think that I only get into buffed boys because of the pictures you usually see here. But that’s only because I look for pictures on the net, and most of what I find are models, and most models are at least somewhat buffed. So, you can see by this guy that skinny boys fall into my scope too. Who am I to turn my nose up at a guy just cause he’s not bulging with all over the place? It’s not like I’m the hulk, either. I have more meat on my bones than I used to, but my bulging still mostly comes from the bone(r).

Now, I will admit that I’m usually not into long hair, but like tattoos or bald heads, on some guys it just works. But long hair can serve it’s purpose. It’s useful for dragging him back to the cave by. Or for swinging his head back and forth like a pendulum while he blows me. Or for reigning him in when he tries to escape from intrusion in the rear fllanks.

It’s also makes a good seduction tool the way he frames his hungry gaze with his tousled locks. He could go on tour with a magic show the way he can use those eyes to make heavy objects levitate. The eyes are  powerful enough to lure me right between those ruby red lips…OK, I’m not crazy about that at all lipstick…but like the long hair, little dislikes can serve their purpose. The red ring he leaves behind can be a mark of his progess as his skills improve.

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