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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Maybe it’s because I don’t see many around these parts, but I have to say that ethnic guys can manage to turn my head (and my crank).  No ethnic type in particular.  I honestly don’t often know one from the other.  I don’t mean for that to sound as racist as it probably does.  It’s not a “they all look alike” kind of thing.  It’s just that I’m not all that aware of the subtleties (sp?) of different cultures.

Obviously this guy is of some Latin descent.  Which one, I don’t know.  And really don’t care.  All care about are those  lips and what I can push between them (or what they can wrap themselves around).  The chest ain’t bad, either.  Ya’ll know I like chests.  But I like lips even more.  Only one thing I like more than lips, but it’s not visible in the picture, so I will focus on the lips on his face.

How can my focus go anywhere else.  Especially when he has the area so perfectly and neatly framed by his facial hair. I doubt it’s an accident that his beard comes to a point just under his plump lower lip.  You may see it as just a way to shape a beard, but in reality it’s an arrow.  Sort of Grooming Heiroglyphics.

And using my degree in Archockology, I have managed to decode the glyph.  It says, “INSERT HERE.”  It doesn’t say what to insert, so I’ll just have to trust my instincts and use whatever is at hand.  Whatever comes up.

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