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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

What’s the phrase? “Rode hard and put up wet?”

This is the picture that will be taken just after the storm. The storm that unleashed it’s fury, soaking the valley in salty wetness just as I was unleashed my own fury, soaking his valley in salty wetness. The heavens cried, and so did he. The skies opened up, and so did he. He bent over before me. A heavy rain pounded our backs while his backside took a heavy pounding. I couldn’t resist lapping up the mixture of rain and sweat on his shoulder blades, the drops that I missed rolling down the small of his back and collecting at his well-stretched point of entry, the eye of the storm, to provide natural lubrication. Lighting struck violently and the winds whipped at our battered surroundings as I whipped up a batter with lighting strokes. He reported to others, “It sounded like a freight train.”

And then all was peaceful again. The peacefulness that comes as a storm passes. Or maybe it’s just the calm before the next storm.

Yeah, that’s the phrase….”Rode hard and put up wet.”

Previous Hump Day Guys

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