Hump Day, Week 37
I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.
You know how some people have a thing for guys of a particular occupation? Like cops or firefighters or mechanics or whatever. (How come you never hear about anybody having a thing for painters?) Anyway, you’d think I have a thing for plumbers the way I get riled up over a guy with his pants half way down his ass. But the effect isn’t quite the same when he’s squatting under a sink instead of stretched across the sofa at the ready. Like this guy.
Look at him. Relaxed and ready for a good hump. That look on his beautiful hump-next-door face that says, “Hey, it what I do.” We can do it as much as he wants…then twice more just because I can. You have to imagine me just outside the left side of the picture, snapping on a Magnum. I don’t know why I do that when I put a condom on. The snapping, I mean. Just a weird habit. Maybe it’s a subconsious way of making it’s secure and in place. Reminds me of a doctor snapping a glove around his wrist just before a rectal exam. “Now this may hurt a little…”
September 13th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Sorry Tony. He’s looking at me saying, “Hey babe wanna do it?” My answer is gonna be, “You betcha!” Such pretty light brown eyes. Yummy!
September 13th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Me likes this one…
I could have a thing for painters….big forearms…yeedoggies
September 13th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Some of us have a thing for painters. Well, some painters.
September 13th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Damn, where do you find all these great pics of hot men? I’ll take two of those and an espresso.
September 13th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Did you see Sunday’s Famiy Guy with Peter’s overreaction and lying testimony about his prostate exam?
I have a thing for any occupation, really (unless it’s illegal). I mean, you work and treat me well, what’s the problem? As for painters….hmmm….well there’s this one really tall painter with really adorable big ears. (Also, there’s a benefit to having a painter or cop or firefighter or doctor or lawyer as a boyfriend; a skill set that can’t be matched elsewhere for free.)
Snapping on a condom probably doesn’t hurt someone as….um….big….as you. I thought you were a Durex XL man, though. The ones I never see in any store when looking at the condom shelves. Three times every time, Tony? Do you have any robot in you?
September 13th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
I have to 2nd on the big ears
September 13th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Dudes…I don’t think it’s the ears that would worry me!
Now where did I put that paint brush…
September 14th, 2006 at 1:40 am
i think that’s a very exciting experiment to hump with. Ha ha ha!
September 14th, 2006 at 6:43 am
At $90 per hour?
I DON’T THINK SO.
Get back under that sink you saucy minx!
We’ll deal with your dripping faucet later…
September 14th, 2006 at 7:31 am
I suppose the snapping of the condom could eventually work like the ringing of a bell to Pavlov’s dog. You hear it and you know something good is about to come.
September 14th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Those brown eyes!
September 14th, 2006 at 10:16 am
This guy just rocks! That furrowed brow is begging for a response.
September 14th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
nice pillow
September 14th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Ok, I could totally dip my paint brush into this one!
September 14th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
All I have to say to this one is: OH HELL YES!
September 15th, 2006 at 8:45 am
send him over , I want to see his legs
September 21st, 2006 at 11:04 pm
I just cant get past the thought and sound of largetony snapping the condom on…thats one of the very sexiest sounds in the universe……mmmmmmm made me hard just thinking bout it tony!
September 23rd, 2006 at 2:38 am
You had me at “snap” …
September 25th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
This boy is very nice!
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