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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

You ever see somebody that when you take all their parts individually, they don’t work? But then the sum of all those parts somehow put a schwing in your thing? (Did I really say schwing?…God, I’m still in high school). This guy is one of those people. Just looking at him, my first impression is that he’s way too thick. Everything about him is thick. Muscles so thick that he probably can’t scratch the back of his neck. And eyebrows so thick that you can predict winter weather with them. The combination of that, along with the thick head, the thick neck, etc. puts together a pretty impressive picture.

He looks like a college football player or something. Maybe that’s why he’s getting my attention, it being that time of year. Besides, with thick comes more thick….hopefully in the form of a nice thick bootie. A nice thick ass means a nice long trip in. If I’m going for a go for a nice drive down in the valley, it may as well be a long one.

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