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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Beautiful eyes, shaved head, and a lot of dense beef. This is the kind of man that fills a space. Big muscular guys are kind of intimidating, but I also look at them as a challenge. Nothing like bringing a big guy to his knees. Or pushing him to his knees. Sometimes they just have to learn that big muscles don’t make them any less of a bottom. Who’s filling space now, big fella? Sometimes they have to face the writing on the wall. Or the writing on the sheets in this case.

I don’t know what’s up with the scribbling all over the bed covers. I would say it would give him something to read while his face down, but it’s hard to keep your eyes open whether you’re wincing or in rapture. Take your pick. At any given moment one of them is going to be happening. I promise.

But, whatever all that writing is, I hope it’s nothing important, or he has it commited to memory. Because I’m coming with a lot of white-out.

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