LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Nothing like a hot man on his belly, ass in the air, awash in the crashing, pounding waves of my load just after a long session of crashing pounding strokes into his dock. Okay, so it’s really the surf in the picture. Details, details. Good, dirty sex doesn’t doesn’t know details. But the surf is cool, too. I’m game for seeing how much froth I can churn up with my long board. (That sounds like one of those not so subtle homoerotica-passing-as-fraternal-bonding descriptions in a A & F catalog).

I love the water. I’ve never had sex in the water, though. Not full blown sex. I’ve been fully blown in the water, but I have never…oh, you know what I mean. But I would. I like doing anything in the water. I’d do everything in the water if I could. If I could do this guy in the water while eating a good hamburger and watching a football game all at the same time, I would. I’d do him from here to eternity.

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