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“Now I will be applying pressure using the tip of my tongue. You might feel a slight tickle. So, just breath in and relax. It will be over before you know it.”
“Now I will be applying pressure using the tip of my tongue. You might feel a slight tickle. So, just breath in and relax. It will be over before you know it.”
August 4th, 2006 at 4:24 am
“I hope he doesn’t fart.”
August 4th, 2006 at 4:56 am
“Quit worrying about the spectators. Let’s give ‘em their money’s worth.”
August 4th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Nice little boy kitty, Nice little boy p****y………you open up now and let me in! It will only hurt for a short time, really…. then you’ll warm up and it will feel much better!
August 4th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I remember bein’ in that bottom position at CIF last year ‘n’ it wasn’t all that fun how the top person puts me on my back from there.
August 4th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
“How do I tell him I’ve fallen in love with Boris, the Russian wrestling coach?!!”
August 4th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Think: Date Rape, Dude.
August 4th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
“Now to just get this damn thing off.”
–You have to..–
“Shut up boy and keep lickin’, I got this under control
Hold Still!
–Yes Sir!–
August 4th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
–William Shakespeare.
August 5th, 2006 at 7:11 am
“Ah crap! I lost my focus for a second. What am I supposed to be doing now?”
August 5th, 2006 at 7:37 am
The first time…………..ever I saw your face………….”
August 7th, 2006 at 4:13 am
“Hmmm! Are you trying to give me a subtle message with those V’s on your bottom pointing to a certain location. I’d be happy to oblige!!!”
LT…thanks for the welcome back…it’s good to be back.
August 7th, 2006 at 10:28 am
“…follow the white arrow road…follow the white arrow road…”
August 7th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Or here’s this one: “I think I’ll start with the tossed salad and for the main course I’ll have the meat with two veg.”
August 10th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
PUCKER UP SWEET CHEEKS!
August 13th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
You had Taco Bell for lunch, didn’t you?