LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Don’t you just love finding a nice out of way place in the woods to go skinny dipping? I do. I got a couple of spots that I can sometimes manage to get some time to myself. I wouldn’t mind the privacy being invaded a bit with this fella. Ya’ll know I like a guy with a bit of scruff. This one’s got practically a full body scruff. Get somebody like that in the water and rubbing up against you and it would be like having a “man loofah.” There’s something for your 2000 parts, Mr. Lever.
Taking a nice dip and feeling the cool rush of lake water all around your balls couldn’t get much better, unless, of course your swim buddy disappears and you feel the cool rush of water change to the hot rush of throat. You be my loofah, I’ll be your snorkle. Deep inhales. Deep inhales.(On a side note, the freckles all across the shoulders definitely puts the flotation in my device.)

He looks like he wants to be playful and go running through the woods. That’s cool. I like playful. Looking for a game. Okay. I call it “Survivor: Backwoods.” There’s two team: Team Totem Pole and Team Totem Hole. They are one man teams, no immunity, and no getting kicked off the island. On my cock, get set, blow! You may think the games is over once Team Totem Pole captures Team Totem Hole’s compound and plants the Team Totem Pole flag. But that’s just were the fun begins. That’s when “Survivor” becomes “The Gauntlet.”

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