Hump Day, Week 29
I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.
Where do I start on this one? His looks? He’s just an honest to God good-looking man. Nothing exotic, nothing pretty, just plain ol’ good-looking. (But hardly plain). Everything on him looks perfectly formed: the shape of his head, the angled brows, the seductive eyes. I don’t even know if I should go into those lips. Well, I mean I know something that should go into those lips. I just mean I don’t know if I want to get into describing how perfect they are and end up all distracted and sticky. Let me put it this way…you remember how as a kid you would stick your lips out and flick your fingers across them really fast making a “bbbbbb-bbbb-bbb” sound? Imagine the sound that could be made with those lips and my something. Now imagine the sounds that would follow. And the ones after that…
And underneath his perfectly crisp and clean undershirt and briefs looks to be a perfectly strong and athletic body. Chocolate thunder. I’d say it’s time chocolate thunder met up with some white lightening. It is a Southern specialty. Handling a shot of white lighting takes a bit of fortitude, but it’s something that everybody should try at least once. I got a feeling he’s up for at least a double.

July 19th, 2006 at 5:16 am
I look just like him. LOL
Hmm….trying white lightning. Hmm….
July 19th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Yum, yum! Deeeeelicious!
July 19th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
I have moments of jungle fever myself
Black men in white briefs is so hot. I think it’s the contrast. Probably the reason why I like white men in black socks…
July 19th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
I knew I could count on you to flip all scripts. He is FINE and fit. The only thing that would make him perfect is if he had a U of T playbook on the nightstand!
July 19th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
You’ve hit my weak spot with this guy. Most of my partners the past 20 years have been dark men. They consistently prove to be the most satisfying sexual partners and this guy certainly fits the bill.
Nice choice Tony.
July 20th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Honey, I had no idea you were a fellow part-time checkerboard chick.
July 22nd, 2006 at 12:01 am
Just so you know Tony – we chcolate thunder boys in Hawaii have been checking out your “white lightening” for some time.
We like it!
Aloha!