LARGETONY Blog

You know when you try to pass a big one? A really big one. And it’s like a unmovable force (or is it immovable?). No matter how you change your position, apply pressure, pinch, grunt, or groan, you can’t get rid of it. You know any people like that? I do. I’m sure you do, [...]

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. [...]

I don’t like feet. Bare feet. Seeing bare feet. Particularly other people’s. I don’t like noise. Unecessary noise. Particularly other people’s. Therefore, I don’t like bare feet making noise. Mine or anybody else’s. That’s why I hate flip-flips and why I don’t wear them. And why I wish other people didn’t, either. But they do. [...]