Archive for June, 2006

Bother of The Bride

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

You can always tell when it’s getting close to the big day.  The RSVP’s are coming in.  The shower has been held. The bridemaids are dieting down to the dress size they claimed months ago.  The groomsmen are searching for the least skanky stripper for the least amount of money.  The mothers-in-law are masking the [...]

How The Camel Got His Hump Back

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

I’m going to stray from the usual Hump Day post this week. That’s cause there were two Hump Days last week. I know I only posted one Hump Day guy for you last Wednesday. That’s because the other Hump Day was only for me. And it came on Saturday. I had to go to the [...]

Sire

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

Today is Father’s Day. I know that because I saw a sale flyer in the newspaper pullouts the other day. Father’s Day generally goes right by me. I guess I could use the excuse that I haven’t had a father almost as many years as I did have one before he passed. But considering my [...]