Comments on: Get Me A Forty of Bud, A Blow-Up Woman, and A Designated Driver…STAT http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/ The Ramblings and 'Ritings of a Big-Dicked Country Boy Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:16:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Blobby http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3960 Blobby Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:04:19 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3960 You need no gags. Stories, memories, etc will flow as the food, booze and cards start going. Guys are simple animals. Easily entertained. Don't completetly rule out the mutual masturbation thing though. You need no gags. Stories, memories, etc will flow as the food, booze and cards start going. Guys are simple animals. Easily entertained. Don’t completetly rule out the mutual masturbation thing though.

]]> By: Tony http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3955 Tony Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:35:00 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3955 Love the bachelor party idea. Think 'J' is going to appreciate it! Hmm! ideas. A bottle of EXTRA STRENGTH Tylenol or Excedrin for those continuous nagging moments that one's wife might bring on a headache. A pair of inexpensive sunglasses with dual images of the some hot guy taped to the inside of the lenses ~with the ol'd saying ONLY EYES FOR YOU. Ok maybe that's not a good one. HEHEHE! Enjoy LT. It will all come off well. ;-) Love the bachelor party idea. Think ‘J’ is going to appreciate it! Hmm! ideas. A bottle of EXTRA STRENGTH Tylenol or Excedrin for those continuous nagging moments that one’s wife might bring on a headache. A pair of inexpensive sunglasses with dual images of the some hot guy taped to the inside of the lenses ~with the ol’d saying ONLY EYES FOR YOU. Ok maybe that’s not a good one. HEHEHE!

Enjoy LT. It will all come off well. ;-)

]]> By: Sue http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3953 Sue Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:47:02 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3953 Micro spartans! lol This is all so clever that there is nothing I could possibly add. Good luck and I can't wait to hear how it goes. So are you sure that the circle jerk is out of the question? Micro spartans! lol This is all so clever that there is nothing I could possibly add. Good luck and I can’t wait to hear how it goes. So are you sure that the circle jerk is out of the question?

]]> By: BewilderedofLondon http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3948 BewilderedofLondon Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:24:53 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3948 Man & woman in an elevator; "Excuse me Madam, can I smell your Vagina?" "No you may not, disgusting man!" "Must be yer feet then..." ....I know Sorry, Man & woman in an elevator;
“Excuse me Madam, can I smell your Vagina?”
“No you may not, disgusting man!”
“Must be yer feet then…”
….I know
Sorry,

]]> By: moby http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3942 moby Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:46:41 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3942 depends undergarmets make a great gag gift. buy him some lace or mesh undies. lol fake viagra, oh the list goes on and on! depends undergarmets make a great gag gift. buy him some lace or mesh undies. lol fake viagra, oh the list goes on and on!

]]> By: Brian http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3941 Brian Fri, 30 Jun 2006 00:01:54 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3941 You've outdone yourself, Tony. This sounds GREAT! Congrats on being creative, classy, and still plenty macho :-) When my best friend got married, I put together a "groom rescue" kit, almost entirely out of stuff I found at dollar stores and Wally-world. It was tacky as hell, which was what made it fun ;-) Just make up a ridiculous, yet plausible, scenario in which each item could be used (a cookbook, silk flowers, teddy bear, beer, clip-on tie, etc.) My favorite reaction had to be to the box of "string bikinis" (with which to be sexy for the lady, HA!). None of the straight boys knew there were other kinds of undies than tighty whities or boxers, and it made them all a bit uncomfortable. You’ve outdone yourself, Tony. This sounds GREAT! Congrats on being creative, classy, and still plenty macho :-)

When my best friend got married, I put together a “groom rescue” kit, almost entirely out of stuff I found at dollar stores and Wally-world. It was tacky as hell, which was what made it fun ;-) Just make up a ridiculous, yet plausible, scenario in which each item could be used (a cookbook, silk flowers, teddy bear, beer, clip-on tie, etc.) My favorite reaction had to be to the box of “string bikinis” (with which to be sexy for the lady, HA!). None of the straight boys knew there were other kinds of undies than tighty whities or boxers, and it made them all a bit uncomfortable.

]]> By: Inter|Textual http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3940 Inter|Textual Thu, 29 Jun 2006 23:33:35 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3940 You've already probably done your own internet search (http://www.bachelorpartytips.com) but here's an idea. Instead of hiring a female stripper, hire a male one (perhaps you could do it yourself) then make "J' embarassed by taking off his pants to write your name on his underwear, or give the groom a wedgie, then tear the wasteband off his tighty whities. Make sure "J" brings home the underwear with "Large Tony" written on it, so his soon-to -be wife finds them. You’ve already probably done your own internet search (http://www.bachelorpartytips.com) but here’s an idea. Instead of hiring a female stripper, hire a male one (perhaps you could do it yourself) then make “J’ embarassed by taking off his pants to write your name on his underwear, or give the groom a wedgie, then tear the wasteband off his tighty whities. Make sure “J” brings home the underwear with “Large Tony” written on it, so his soon-to -be wife finds them.

]]> By: Curtis http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3939 Curtis Thu, 29 Jun 2006 23:21:49 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3939 Who says you can't plan a party? Sounds like a great time to me. I have three suggestions for gags: A set of ear plugs for the groom. A laminated note card with acceptable responses to questions from the new wife, those being, "Yes dear", "I'm sorry, it's all my fault", "Perhaps I should ask for directions", "No, let ME do the dishes, I insist" and "Of course that outfit doesn't make you look fat!". In addition, there's always the old 'ball and chain' gag. Sounds like you all are going to have a blast. Just be safe! Who says you can’t plan a party? Sounds like a great time to me. I have three suggestions for gags: A set of ear plugs for the groom. A laminated note card with acceptable responses to questions from the new wife, those being, “Yes dear”, “I’m sorry, it’s all my fault”, “Perhaps I should ask for directions”, “No, let ME do the dishes, I insist” and “Of course that outfit doesn’t make you look fat!”. In addition, there’s always the old ‘ball and chain’ gag.

Sounds like you all are going to have a blast. Just be safe!

]]> By: Todd/Imnot2bzy http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3933 Todd/Imnot2bzy Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:45:41 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3933 8 guys in a cabin, in the woods, at night, drinking beer....kinda makes me horny. 8 guys in a cabin, in the woods, at night, drinking beer….kinda makes me horny.

]]> By: Doug http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3932 Doug Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:31:12 +0000 http://blog.largetony.com/2006/06/29/get-me-a-fourty-of-bud-a-blow-up-woman-and-a-designated-driverstat/#comment-3932 Tony you're doing great. There's no limit to the number of people that can play Texas Hold'em so I'd sit in if I were you. Your friend "J" will want you to I suspect, especially if you suck at the game and he takes your money. A couple "gift" ideas, a bottle of his beverage of choice, he'll need it because being married will drive him to drink and a "certificate" for a place to stay the night the newlyweds have that first big inevitable fight and she throws him out. Just play up the woes of giving up the single life and getting married, if he knows you're kidding, he'll appreciate the joke. Tony you’re doing great. There’s no limit to the number of people that can play Texas Hold’em so I’d sit in if I were you. Your friend “J” will want you to I suspect, especially if you suck at the game and he takes your money. A couple “gift” ideas, a bottle of his beverage of choice, he’ll need it because being married will drive him to drink and a “certificate” for a place to stay the night the newlyweds have that first big inevitable fight and she throws him out. Just play up the woes of giving up the single life and getting married, if he knows you’re kidding, he’ll appreciate the joke.

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