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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Nothing like a man with a nice big meaty rump. Nothing. Yeah, I like pretty eyes. Yeah, I like juicy lips. Yeah, I like long legs. Yeah, I like a scruffy face. Yeah, I like a whole lot of other things. But a nice rump? Well, a nice rump trumps.

What else rhymes with with rump? Hmmm…HUMP. PUMP. PLUMP. SUMPtuous. And I do love to hump and pump a plump sumptuous rump. Look at him with that deep arch in his back, sticking his butt in the air like a landing strip. Ready for Operation Dumbo Jumbo Drop.

When a guy can arch like that, you know he can twist and rock and pinch and grab and do all kinds of things with his lower body so that you would swear you got yourself stuck in the taffy machine at the county fair. I wouldn’t doubt that he could make balloon animals out of your junk with both hands tied and blind-folded.

This guy is has a nice hot body and is pretty darned handsome, too. But, like I said…the rump trumps. Especially all served up on that rolling cart like that… Whoo! Who gives a shit about pie, when a fella offers you cake? Two cakes. Plural. And those ain’t no Little Debbie or Hostess snack cakes. Those are dense, rich, moist special occasion cakes. The occasion? Well, Hump Day, of course.

And the traditional Hump Day meal? Cakes filled with country sausage and smothered in milk gravy. Now, that’s a celebration.

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