LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Blond boys…I wouldn’t say that I have a preference for blonds, but I do find blond guys sort of fascinating in a way that I don’t find with dark-haired guys. I guess becuase I’m dark-haired, too. There’s no mystery. I know what to expect. But with blonds…even natural ones…you don’t always have the carpet matching the drapes. And it’s the natural blonds that I find intriguing (sp?). They are the ones whose body hair stands out against their tannned skin like spun sugar. Mmmmm.
This guy doesn’t have hair quite that light, or skin quite that dark, but I could still lap him up like sugar on a graham cracker.

Look at him sitting in the corner all sweaty. You can practically see him panting. Looking up at you standing over him, trying to catch his breath. “Please, dude, just let me rest a minute, will you?”

“Okay. You want a rest?,” I ask him as I grab him by the ankle and drag him back to the breeding grounds. “You can rest, but you’ll do it on your belly instead of sitting on your ass.” After all, an ass is for more than sittin’ and shittin’. Like for example…splittin’.

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