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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

Smoldering.  That says it all, don’t it.  The dark piercing eyes.  The silky body hair.  And, ohhhh, those lips. You know how when you’re kissing a guy and you’re sort of chewing on his lips at the same time and they get all plump and tender for when you put something stiff between them?  Well, this guy comes ready.  You chew too much on those and you might end up with a couple of life rafts.  But I guess that’s a good thing for him to have when going down.

He looks to me that he probably Spanish.  But I am probably completely wrong.  But I bet he is from some country that speaks Spanish.  That just makes him even hotter.  I don’t know a lick of Spanish, but I love the way it sounds.  Especially if the guy has sort of like a low gravelly voice.  Like Antonio Banderas.  It always sounds like he’s talking dirty.  I love dirty talk.  Talk dirty in the right way and I will do whatever it takes to keep you talking.  Of course, since I don’t know Spanish, I’m just going to have to make up what he’s saying.  For all I know he’ll be saying, “I need to remember to pick up milk at the store tomorrow.”  But what I’ll hear will be more like, “I’m horny as a mountain goat.  I need you as deep inside me as you have ever been and striving to go even further.” That’s sort of a close translation. I mean, it still involves milk, right?

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