LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

So, I’m just about too late with this week’s dude. One of the reasons I started this whole Hump Day thing was to sort of make myself post something at least once a week. I’m only a third of the way to a year’s worth of Hump Days and I almost blew it. But it’s still Wednesday in most of the Western Hemisphere. And really isn’t every day Hump Day? At least in our hearts and britches.

I’m having a lot of trouble putting my finger on exactly what draws me to this guy. Unlike some of the previous ones, he doesn’t have a particular feature that that you zero in on. I mean, he’s got a lot of the things I like….pretty eyes, scruffy jawline, nice fuckable…er, kissable mouth. A nice lean body with a good chest. But it’s all packaged in a non-obvious sort of way. Non-obvious but still very pleasing. Sort of like his underwear. Just simple white briefs…non-obvious but very pleasing. I wouldn’t mind a bit seeing him wandering around the house in his tighty-whities. This is the kind of guy I would like just coming up behind and wrapping my arms around him and rubbing my suddenly tight whities against his. In a romantic sort of way. Don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely get charged up and fuck his lights out. But I wouldn’t mind dimming them first.

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