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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

A lot of the time I am drawn to pictures of guys in bed. It’s kind of ironic because when it comes down to getting down (or him going down) the bed is low on my list of preferred romping spots. I’d much rather stir up a fella’s guts some place else. Some place with a more solid surface than a mattress. Beds are for sleeping and cuddling. I know I come across as a booty obsessed horn-dog, but I actually like to cuddle and snuggle, too. And guys don’t come much more snuggle-able than this one. I mean, look at him all curled up against his pillow, just waiting for somebody to curl up against him the same way. Wondering who would make the perfect somebody? Well, I do love to throw my leg over a guy and draw him up close. I won’t even talk about burying my face in his neck to fill my big nose with his scents or feeling his scruff rub up against the side of my face. It would just get me too excited to mention. And it would make me objectify him and liken him to a piece of meat…or maybe a dessert…like a turnover. I don’t know what flavor he would be, but he definitely ain’t a cherry turnover. But he must be some kind, cause all I can think about is giving him a little push on his rump to make him turn over on his belly (onto some solid surface). The pillow underneath will give his butt a “lift”, but I’m gonna make it separate. Cross my heart.

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