LARGETONY Blog

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

I’m torn between the lips and the eyes. I don’t know where to look. Okay, I’ll look in to the eyes and use the lips. I wish this picture had been better quality, but even though it’s fuzzy, this guy’s humpability is in sharp focus. He’s one of those rare guys who can carry off the five o’clock shadow without looking dirty. And all that does is frame and focus that purty purty mouth. Not only are his eyes a beautiful shade of green, his gaze is direct. There’s a bold confidence in those eyes. Like he’s fearless. I always like a guy who’s up for a challenge. And I can just hear this one saying, “Come on. You just gonna stand there? Or are you gonna take care of business?” (Of course, as he’s saying this his heels are rising to the sky). Oh yeah, baby, I’ll take care of your business. I’ll make those pretty eyes roll back and clamp shut and those beautiful lips part to bear your clinching teeth. If you’re up for the challenge, I’m up for the challenge.

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