LARGETONY Blog

In 1917, the Chicago White Sox won the World Series and the National Hockey League was formed. In 1917, the first Pulitzer Prize was awarded, and the Lion’s Club was created. In 1917, Woodrow Wilson began his second term as president of the United States. Ella Fitzgerald and John Fitzgerald Kennedy were born that year. [...]

I have a feeling that I’m going to get laid in the near future. And let me tell you, it is none too soon. The last time I offered up a hands-free prostate exam was not long after I started this blog. So, I’m ready. Besides the fact that the weather is warming up and [...]

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. [...]

So, I have been obsessing about this post for a couple of days. You see, I use WordPress for this blog (I highly recommend it, by the way. But then, I have never used anything else, so I don’t really have anything to compare it to. Sort of like how some of you fellas probably [...]

I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. [...]

Hey Jude,
When a love burns as white hot as a thousand suns it’s bound to eventually implode and fizzle into dust. It’s over. And I have moved on. You need to, too.
So, stop calling. Seriously. Stop calling.
At first, it saddened me and broke my heart to hear your tortured, pleading, tear-filled voice mails. I [...]

We’ve all heard the theory about big hands or big feet or big noses equaling a big cock. And we all know that’s all it is. A theory. Sure, it’s true for some…*Raising my big hand* …But all guys with big hands, feet, or noses, don’t all have big cocks. Now, I’m not so sure [...]