Hump Day, Week 8
I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.
This one is really a little too young and too Abercrombie and Fitch-modely typically for my tastes, but the soul patch and the beginnings of a goatee make me feel like he’s growing out of it. And once again I have trouble resisting those eyes and lips. It’s like I want to take a sharpie and write “INSERT HERE” across his forehead with an arrow running down the bridge of his nose, pointing to that pretty pretty mouth. I imagine those beautiful eyes reflecting the moonlight as they bulge a little from a particulary deep stroke, during a moonlight BJ on the beach. I say on the beach because, in my mind, he’s a surfer boy. I don’t a thing about how to surf, but I’m willing to lay him on his belly across his long board and help him catch the big one, or ride the swell. Cowabunga! No…cowabung-him! (Ok, I know that was bad.)
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:04 pm
yes… those eyes, those lips…the thought of a bj on the beach…
I LOVE WEDNESDAYS
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Tony,
You have great taste in men! What’s a soul patch?
February 22nd, 2006 at 7:37 pm
hot, but ranked #3 by my gauge behind week #5 and week #3, respectively…don’t know if you can top #5!
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:09 pm
I’m starting to see a pattern here.
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:27 pm
KILLER eyes!
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:59 pm
He does look very young, but I’d lead him down the garden path, so to speak. But somehow I have a feeling he already knows that way.
Nice blue eyes!
Why do you think that I would prefer to see him giving a bj than having sex with a girl? Could it be that those pretty lips would go to waste if he were str8? The there is the question of who the other guy would be….. volunteers? Oh it’s Wednesday, Tony volunteered. I guess I will have to settle. Hehehe I know, only in my dreams.
February 23rd, 2006 at 6:59 am
I’d lay him too but I’d shave him first.
Paul
February 23rd, 2006 at 7:23 am
…and then you’d have to bounce him on your knee and burp him!
I miss the sinister guy with the roadkill necklace
…he grew on me in a “The Hills Have Eyes” kind of way…
February 23rd, 2006 at 10:21 am
Bewildered, You are too funny! I think he could use some baby powder as well on his lil’ bottom. Were you the one that said the sinister guy’s necklace would be less scary on the floor of the jeep? I pictured that and it really remedied the issue for me. He was okay then.
February 24th, 2006 at 7:16 am
…no that wasn’t me Sue, that was somene else’s deranged ramblings…
The only way I want to see that guy is through bars with my taser set to stun.
February 24th, 2006 at 7:19 am
Bewildered, hahaha
February 24th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
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February 26th, 2006 at 3:50 am
This is all very enlightening, Tony. Just when I think I have a sense of it, you throw a curve like this one. Hmmm.
February 26th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Cowabung-him???? Sigh. lol….
May 24th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
All i can say is, what are you talking about young, he seems old enough to me. But then again i am only 18, so i suppose that would be considered young to you guys aswell. Oh well, i think that he is smoking and i would bang that in a second!