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I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.

The thing about this guy is that even though he is obviously a model, he has looks that make he seem at least a little bit accessible. He’s handsome, but not so extraordinarily so that he’s a “Stepford Model.” He’s like a real guy. Just a really really good-looking real guy. Besides, you think they would have black models in Stepford? To quote Nicky, “I’m just saying, ya’ll…”

Does anybody look better with a shaved or bald head than a black guy? Shaved and bald heads are really popular right now. A lot of guys have them and a lot of guys looks really good with them. But I have to say that nobody can carry it off like a “brutha.” And not only do the best looking bald guys tend to be black, but the best looking black guys tend to be bald. I don’t know what it is. It just is, and it’s good.

This guy has a lot more going for him than just his sexy noggin’. Just take a look at that body. Again, it’s hot but not too model-y hot. It’s more like pro-athlete hot. Still sort of intimidating, but looks like it’s used for doing something other than posing for the camera. I wouldn’t mind using it to do a few things. Trust me. The question is will he trust me?

Already a small pattern has developed among my Hump Day subjects: lips. Another guy with nice full “DSL.” That’s a phrase I learned from ron b. And it ain’t got a thing to do with high speed internet. In fact, it better be slow speed…real slow. No…slower…slower…uh-huh…just like that…oh yeah….But I digress.

Although I can’t see it, I also imagine that he has a nice full booty too. I know that’s a stereo-type, that black guys have bubble butts, but can’t a simple country boy have a dream? Even a wet one?

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