Hump Day, Week 1
I get asked a lot what kind of guys I like. I never have a good answer to that question because I really don’t have a type. I like all kinds of guys. I don’t have preferences according to height, weight, hair color, race, any of that stuff. It really just depends on the guy. So I’m starting this little experiment. Since Wednesday is “Hump Day,” once a week I’ll post a picture of a guy that, given the opportunity, I would definitely hump. By the end of the year, I’ll see if there is a pattern that defines my “type.” This, of course, is done all in the name of science. NOTE: For more thorough research, click on the image.
I’d hump this guy for his lips. Hell, I’d just hump his lips. He has those kind of lips that you know make the most wonderful juicy wet noises. It’s funny, I really have pet peeve about people who make noise when they eat, but when it comes to eating me, it’s an entirely different story. I want to hear you enjoy that meal. He also has gorgeous pale eyes. To have those babies looking up at me during a particularly good meal…well, that’s the sort of thing that makes me pour on extra gravy. Mm-mm good. But beyond the lips and eyes, I like that he looks like the kind of guy you can find out in the country. I’d feel real comfortable around him. He’s got a good combination of rugged and cuddly. He seems like the hard-working type, who deserves to come home to an nice big meal.
January 4th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I’ve got lips like that! No really, I have….!
When you’re finished you could pick him up by the back of his head and stick him to the inside of the car windscreen like one of those Garfield dolls.
(Actually… his nose is beaucoup sexy.)
I seem to have built up quite an appetite…
January 4th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
He lives here in SF and works out at Crunch.
January 4th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Oh most definitely humpable. I agree those lips, lucious. Those eyes, well I could definitely fall into those eyes. Le sigh!
January 4th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
I’m jealous.
January 4th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
As a scientist, I am most intrigued by your project. It’s just as worthy as others I’ve seen conducted. Could I ask what you plan to use as a test control and do you need help “verifying” your data? This type of research I could really sink my teeth into —- but only if he’s into that sort of thing.
January 4th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Yeah I’ve seen him around here, too. His b/f is an asshole, though. attitude for days. huge cock, too. even Barbara Bush’s cock pales in comparison.
I agree with you about types and tastes. It varies with me from man to man. I can tell you what I DONT like. That would be all of the stuck up characters who are full of themselves. You know-the ones who are their own favorite subjects. the ones who you can say about: “Wow, he sure is hot. If you don’t believe me, just ask him. He’ll tell you himself”
January 4th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
yep now that’s some nice juicy lips.
Derek
January 4th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
can i watch?
January 4th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
I approve of this test subject, number one; make it so. (I so hope you are a Star Trek Next Generation fan.)
January 5th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
That’s (former) porn star Dick Wolf. Do a search for him on Fleshbot or check him out in several titles by Hot House.
January 6th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Woof! What a hunk!
Send him out West when you’re done, OK Tony?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets annoyed by eating noises… especially slurping! The only slurping sound I want to hear is NOT at the table.
January 8th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
t-i would agree…he has dsl’s (dick suckable lips)!
January 8th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Crunch in SF eh? More info! Like a BigMuscle profile number?
January 14th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
he’s a genuine dreamboat… that mouth drives me hard!
January 17th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
And you know what a big meaty nose signifies?
Something else big and meaty!