et tu Corky
Seems meme-ing is in the air. Everyone is taking a stab at tagging me. Guess that’s what I get for starting that T-shirt thing. 
This time it was Corky.
7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. See New York City
2. Successfully make yeast rolls as good as Granny’s
3. Ride on an airplane
4. Write a book
5. Learn to understand PHP coding without trial and error
6. Watch the Vols play live in one of the BCS bowls.
7. Learn to love myself
7 things I can do:
1. Operate on three or four hours of sleep.
2. Lift more than my bodyweight.
3. Draw pretty decently.
4. Last a long time.
5. Hold a grudge.
6. Bake a cake or cookies (but not pies.)
7. Chug entire bottle of beer.
7 things I cannot do:
1. Dance
2. Say no to potato chips
3. Camp out.
4. Make the first move.
5. Resist a friendly dog.
6. Stomach Clay Aiken
7. Whistle
7 things that attract me to the [opposite of my] opposite sex:
1. Big ol’ titties
2. Smell
3. Smile
4. Athleticism
5. Long Hair
6. Shyness
7. A cute brother
7 things that I say most often:
1. Oh, well…
2. Yes, ma’am (sir)
3. Damn.
4. Lordy!
5. Oh, brother.
6. (He) Butters my biscuits.
7. Go Vols!
7 celebrity crushes:
1. Jude Law
2. Chris Evans
3. Christian Bale
4. Jake Gylenhall (sp?)
5. Chris Meloni
6. Thomas Jayne (sp?)
7. Taye Diggs
7 people I want to do this
1. Jimmy
2. Knottyboy
3. Curtis
4. Hunter
5. Donnie
6. That’s
7. enough.
September 8th, 2005 at 1:05 am
Well, hotstuff, I would love to participate, but I was already tagged by Naked Boy and Tay Hota a few days ago, so I have fulfilled my meme obligation.
P.S. - I think it’s hot that you last a long time..lol.
September 8th, 2005 at 2:20 am
You listed “Camp out.” as something you can not do. Is that camping as in a ‘tent or ‘feather boa’? ;^)
September 8th, 2005 at 2:33 am
No kidding, Donnie…when I read that part about Tony lasting a long time I thought, “Damn. That buttered my biscuit.”
Lordy.
P.S. Go 49ers.
September 8th, 2005 at 5:57 am
Pretty good taste, as far as your celebrity crishes are concerned. :p
September 8th, 2005 at 6:51 am
Alright, I’ll play. Now about this “lasting a long time . . . ” Damn, yes, sir
September 8th, 2005 at 7:40 am
Oh thank god I didn’t have to do this one. LOL
Well that celebrity chit chat we had came in handy.
September 8th, 2005 at 8:47 am
Okay. . .call me an ignorant newbie, but what exactly is meme-ing???
September 8th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
I don’t think anyone can stomach Clay Aiken.
September 8th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
Just call me “Grudge” while your chugging that beer! LOL. Yeah I got tagged for this one too. My first tag. Cheers,
Tonka
September 8th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
Hope you learn to love yourself. It’s a great thing. Okay, admittedly, the one that raised my eyebrows was “last a long time.” That’s a truly unique gift. Good celeb list. Didn’t know you were “down with the swirl.” LMAO.
September 8th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
NO PUN INTENDED WITH “LOVE YOURSELF.”
September 9th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
never had the modern airplane experience, Tony?
Well, if you want an accurately simulated airline experience circa 2005 without paying the airfare, try this! (WARNING! the following exercise may cause temporary insanity).
First, find out who among your friends/relatives/co-workers has the tiniest, most uncomfortable car possible. think dodge echo and you’ve got it. Next, ask them if you can borrow the car for 1 day.
Take a weekend day or a workday off, as this simulation takes an eternity.
Having done that, park the car approx. 1 1/2 miles from the Dept. of Motor Vehicles ( or some similar awful place crammed with long lines of people). Then, have someone drive you seven miles away from the DMV in the opposite direction. Still with me? good! You’re ready to begin the simulation!
Now, fill 2 gym bags full of clothes, etc. as if you’re going away for a few days. Don’t worry if the bags don’t seem heavy enough. they soon will. Believe me.
With the bags slung over your shoulder, walk the seven miles to the DMV office. For extra realism, walk it very very fast, and go up and down several flights of crowded stairs.
Once you’ve reached the DMV, stand in the overcrowded line for 2 hours, or until you feel you’re about to go insane. After you’ve stood in the 2 hour line, proceed outside and stand there for 20 minutes, doing absolutely nothing. Then, sit down, and remove your belt and shoes, please. Now put them back on. Now take them off again. Now put them back on. Take them off again, please. Put them back on again. Feel silly? Good. You’re experiencing the simulation properly.
Now, pick up your bags and RUN LIKE HELL as fast as you can, the entire 1 1/2 miles, to the tiny car you have waiting.
Now, Get into the back seat, roll up the windows, and sit there for six to nine hours.
For “food”, buy the crappiest, tiniest frozen dinner you can find and eat that, using tiny sized plastic utensils.
…And there you are… a typical airline experience. The only thing I can’t think how to simulate is the constant eardrum popping from the altitude fluctuations.
September 11th, 2005 at 12:45 am
Yeah, I think big18gunz nailed that one pretty good.