Archive for August, 2005

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

The huge popularity of low-rider jeans has given birth to low rider underwear. It used to be that that sagger jeans were the rage, and you wanted your underwear to show. But funky Marky Mark has become serious actor Mark Wahlberg and the funky display of elastic waist bands is becoming a serious appearance of [...]

Things That Go Thump In The Night

Sunday, August 28th, 2005

If I was a character in a Harry Potter book (or movie), I would have been put into the Slytherin House at the wizard academy. That’s because I think I may be part parselmouth (for those not familiar with Harry Potter, those are wizards who can communicate with snakes). In the wee hours of this [...]

Be The Ball

Saturday, August 27th, 2005

You know the anticipation that kids feel when Christmas is around the corner and they can hardly wait for Santa to arrive? I’m feeling that. You know the nervous excitment a bride is feeling on her wedding day, thrilled and scared all at the same time? I’m feeling that. You know that feeling that a [...]