Comments on: Look Who’s Talking

By: Max

Max — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 15:10:54 +0000

I hate the voice. I wish it would shrivel up and out of existence, and for most of the time, in my mind it does.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 11:59:38 +0000

Hmmm…talking dicks. Interesting. Funny, women have intuition…I guess guys got dicks that talk. You know, just to make things even. So what did you get in the place of PMS? lmao

By: garnet

garnet — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 01:36:23 +0000

I’ve become hard of hearing as I’ve aged. My penis is not communicating as well either. Or maybe it’s because another voice is taking over, finally getting heard. It’s related to the penis, but offers a very different take on it, like the wise spouse, who’s there to shoulder abuse and taboo and being ignored, but remains faithful in it’s erotic support of presmptuous penis; who has amazing insight and healing power, amazing spiritual power to balance penis’ hump and fly attitude.

The poor oppressed voice whom I heard, but never understood, and who became more and more insecure from being misunderstood and even abused a bit. But I’m listening better now. I’m understanding this quietly passionate, demure, sleeping animal. And I’m beginning to realize that just the tip of the iceberg, that there’s a greater depth of experience offered by this other erogenous zone than I ever imagined. I’m finding a key to unlocking my deeper self. (ahem, i assume you know what i’m talking about. sorry to ramble on, but it’s my new passion)

By: knottyboy

knottyboy — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:28:42 +0000

I wonder if you get any work done with the other head giving you such audible instruction. I had a beau from France and I had quite the case of penis envy. But he said the same things you’ve said always someone that wants to hear if the rumors are true. Oh well…that’s the way the other half lives.
k

By: Dave / higher powered

Dave / higher powered — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:17:02 +0000

That was a hard story to read.

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:58:17 +0000

Just another case of our smaller head thinking instead of the big one on top of our shoulders. Seems to me that both heads’ thoughts are interchangeable — sometimes the smaller head takes over!

By: moby

moby — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:23:42 +0000

It really is true men have two brains. The big one and the (well in your case) the bigger one. *G*

Having a naturally strong libido, my two heads are always fighting w/each other for control. The problem is the big head usually only puts up a fight for appearances. It secretly agrees w/the little head. I know, I’m a bad man!

And I’ll admit it, I’d wanna see it too.

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 05:47:52 +0000

So that’s what I need to do to get to see it!

[practices his drunken slobbering routine oo oo can I see it huh? can I see it huh? huh? hehe]

Phil

By: Bendy Benn

Bendy Benn — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 05:32:01 +0000

Oh Tony,
It’s been so long since we had our brief but pleasant exchanges on BM. I was bored and going through my ‘I likes’ absentmindedly one day and I cam across you and your profile again which lead me here. I must say that I have been amused and intrigued by your humorous candor and intelligent delivery. Keep up the good work, it is definitely entertaining and appreciated. Perhaps one day our paths will actually cross and we will be able to have a conversation in person. Hope you are well. Take care. Benn

By: jmbs

jmbs — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 03:49:40 +0000

It just so happens that I speak fluent, impeccable penis, so I’ll be listening.