How do you measure the years in your life? I woke up this morning to find myself no longer in my 20′s. Good morning yesterday. I sat up in bed, buck naked, but I pulled the sheet up around my waist to cover my legs. It’s weird how I will do that. As if someone [...]
Penises are like best friends. They are always there when you need them, but they have the power to lead you astray and make you do things you probably shouldn’t. Ask the teenager who is shotgun marrying his girlfriend. Ask the frat boy who visits the pharmacist scratching and wearing dark glasses. Ask Bill Clinton, [...]
I saw a billboard for Abercombie and Fitch the other day. It was one of those moving billboards. I don’t mean one of those kind that changes pictures. I don’t mean one of those that spins around, either. It was a woman’s ass. She was wearing exercise pants with the word “Abercrombie” stitched across her [...]
Just a thirty-three year-old Tennessee mountain man, taking it one day at a time.
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