Mother Was Always Right
I know some people think I write about sexually-related stuff too much. But, hey, I’m a twenty-something (at least for 4 more weeks) male horndog. We think about sexual stuff twenty-two and a half hours a day (the other hour and half, we’re eating or taking a crap.)
It turns out that my last post, which was sexual in nature, but dressed up as a comment on the medical and drug industry, was rather timely. Especially since it dealt specifically with the cock-hardeners cialis and viagra. This news report states that the FDA is investigating rare, but multiple, cases of blindness in viagra users.
But, drug makers are arguing that the particular type of blindness that is occuring is also related to diabetes or high blood pressure, both of which can cause erectile disfunction (note to self: ease off the Hershey’s Kisses.) They theorize that because these are the same men who are likely to take viagra, the little blue buddies are really not to blame. (I guess they forget that a common side-effect of viagra is a bluish tint to your vision.)
But I have my own theory: Guys are taking viagra, and probably taking too much of it. You know how guys are. We like having boners. If one pill works, why not have two?…or four? Who doesn’t want more wood? So guys are taking too much viagra, and end up with more wood than their partner(s) can handle. (Yes,…you can have too much of a good thing. Believe me, I’ve been told…for a related, but somewhat different, reason.) So they have to burn off that excess wood somehow. That forces these guys with viagra-charged “superections” to indulge in excessive masturbation.
And just like your mother warned you…”you do that and you’ll go blind.”
May 27th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
LOl - I am sooo the same way. I can go w/o for a long time but once I get some, I immediately want more. Probably a big reason porn doesn’t really do it for me. By the time I cum, I’m hornier than when I started.
May 27th, 2005 at 4:46 pm
I agree; totally timely. Just be thankful that you don’t need them so long as your six little methods (listed in your previous post) do the trick!
May 27th, 2005 at 6:46 pm
Here in Ohio it seems us tax payers were buying Viagra for people who were jailed for sexual crimes.Go figure and leave it up to the Buckeye State to be the embarrassement of the nation.If it’s not Maurice Clarette defacing my Bucks, then it makes sense we would give hard on pills to those that are already sexually derailed. Priceless…but only in OHIO! Danm we breed some dumbin’s.
May 28th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
My sister and her husband are always looking for that “little extra” in the bedroom. I don’t understand this, since they are both under 25, but whatever. She is constantly asking me if I think it’s safe to take Cialis and Viagra along with other mail order products promising a big fun erect time. Why she is asking me, I don’t know. I’ve never had occasion to use them. And I don’t think taking anything that isn’t prescribed for you is a good idea. Get wood the old fashioned way…It’ll never land you in the emergency room with a hard on that has lasted for six hours and is so painful you can’t see straight.
June 3rd, 2005 at 11:22 am
Thank God I don’t need that stuff!!! I’m horny almost all the time without it.
If I needed it, though, I would take some–regardless of the risk.
Life itself is a risk, right?
June 9th, 2005 at 4:22 pm
Just wanted to make it clear, Tony, you’re a long way from telling us too much about your sexual thoughts and all the reactions of that beautiful body and beautiful cock of yours. In addition to the intelligence and humor of your writing, finding my mind filled with the sense you charged with sexual energy is just one more of the delights of your blog! LICK!