Non-Prescription Cialis
You would think that Paris Hilton was giving Jesus a lap dance the way that a group of guys I work with were held in rapt attention. They were grouped around another co-worker, hanging on his every word, as he described how a friend of his had given him a handful of cialis to take on his honeymoon several weeks ago. I came into the storytime session a little late, but I managed to catch his point that, because he didn’t suffer from any sexual disfunction (and therefore had no real need for the pills), in his case, the medicine gave him uber-erections that he could summon at will. All he had to do was think about it, and BAM! Major wood. (Sort of like calling Dr. Bombay on “Bewitched.”) And he went on to discuss how cialis is so much better than viagra because, apprantly, viagra takes longer to take effect, the effects don’t last as long, and one of the side effects is that you see blue (and I don’t think he meant balls).
You’ve all heard about viagra and cialis. The boner pills. Well, it seems that, like valium and hydrocodone, these medications have crossed over from being just prescription drugs to also be used as recreational drugs. Rather than sexually-soft sheepish men discreetly visiting their doctors and pharmacists, hip hard horny young bucks are proudly turning their friends on to the lasting effects (lasting for 36 hours to be exact.) You know: the old “I know somebody who knows somebody who’s uncle’s girlfriend can get her hands on some…”
I have never tried viagra or cialis, but I have to admit that, I, too, am intrigued and wonder what it would be like to sprout wood just cause I want to. Virtually instantly. Over and over again. For a day and a half …Just to see what it feels like. I’m as much of a guy as any guy and any guy would love to have a chub that you can turn on and off at the flip of a switch.
But, I’m a little uneasy about medication and drugs. Not that I’m a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I do believe that, in the name of capitalism, people are often prescribed drugs when they don’t really need them. And also, the more drugs and medicines you take, the more you need to take, because either the medication causes some side-effect that requires even more medication, or the body stops fighting bad stuff on its own. Your body starts acting like someone on welfare who doesn’t feel the need to get a job, because there is welfare. (I know that sounds awfully red state, but you have to admit there are people who will abuse any system, whether its a good system or not).
I’m also not a fan of recreational drugs. I’d be lying if I said I never have done any. But that was in my teenaged years and it was just pot. Luckily I never got involved with using anything harder because a) I have a compulsive personality (whether its potato chips or a blow job, I can’t stop after having only one. I can pass on either, but once I get a taste of the salty goodness–or, in the latter case, giving up a taste of my salty goodness, I’m gonna end up just this side of an intervention; and b) I saw what the hard stuff did to some members of my family and I could have very well been next.
Luckily, I sort of have alternatives to drugs. While it’s not going to last until the clock hand passes the “12″ for the third time, I know what can pretty much guarantee that I get nice long and fat one in my britches pretty damned quick:
-Really good kissing.
-Lightly brushing the hair on the underside of my balls with your fingertips.
-An ass that perfectly fits the palms of my hands.
-Staring up at me while you’re on your knees.
-Your tongue “back there.”
-Playing with the hair below my navel.
There’s probably other things that work just as effectively that I can’t think of right now (because just thinking of those has had it’s effect and my mind ain’t on this blog anymore), but all these work just fine.
Besides, I prefer my “non-prescription cialis” to the real thing. I don’t need a consultation; it’s free; it has no side-effect (other than penile leakage); and it requires a buddy to help administer!
May 26th, 2005 at 8:50 am
Oh, yeah. I agree there are cheaper, safer ways to sprout wood — more fun ways too. (Thanks for sharing yours — that was a very nice bone-us!)
Now, if those encouragements no longer work for a guy then Viagra and Cialis are probably life-savers. A friend visited once and told me he was taking Viagra before going out to the bar. I did not ask if it was for medical or purely recreational reasons. He did tell me that it is not a care-free day-long erection. He said it gives him a terrible hangover the next day. He said that drinking while on Viagra was a very bad idea — probably magnifies the hangover effect. Since I think that anything that keeps me from having a beer when I want one is a bad idea I did not even bother to ask.
May 26th, 2005 at 11:04 am
I suggest that you are cautious in all pharmaceuticals that you take, and I worked for a pharmaceutical company for > 20 years. They are all potentially toxic chemicals with side effects: even tylenol can kill you if you take too much.
May 26th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
All right… Enough is enough.. Already I’m wearing my hand out when I get up in the morning think about your blog from the previous day, now I have to be cautious at work too….
May 27th, 2005 at 4:10 pm
*…writing down tony’s boner buttons*
Drugs are bad mmmm-kay.
May 27th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
I feel much the same way. Kinda’ like teenage experimentation. I’m fascinated by idea, but not sufficiently so that I’m ready to try it. Besides, just the thought of your natural alternatives was enough to bring a Viagra like response. Think I’ll leave the chemicals to those who might actually need them.
May 30th, 2005 at 10:23 am
I’ve tried V, and it didn’t work nearly as well as Cialis; the latter is quite fun (especially with friends) because the wood comes and goes as you please- just think about getting hard and presto! there it is. OK, so that was a bit of a dirty confession, but always remember that the name of the game is “moderation.”
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:15 pm
I’ll cop to trying (and using) the V for a time… I have zero problems getting wood (honestly) unless of course I don’t really know the guy I am with or aren’t completely comfortable with him… maybe it is b/c of my youthful “gay age” of only being out for a couple of years but I didn’t try the V for physiological reasons - I tried it for psychological reasons. I’d be a super horndog (which is me 95% of the day) meet some hot guy and really want to get it on but then something kicked in, maybe inner “Catholic” guilt, nerves, values - whatever. Then nothing - very “deflating” for the gay male ego (especially since people know about my graciously endowed well you know - of course it isn’t like yours but in my experience people seemed pretty happy) so the V was great - it override all those feelings and let me get through the experience.
To be honest I wish I could say all the times I did that were horrible, hollow shallow and fake. Many were - but there were a couple of times “Blue Courage” got me to do things I wouldn’t normally do (still SAFE and sane of course, but while I have a wild horny streak I’m also a big wimp!) and it was HOT! I’m glad I got a chance to explore.
But for the most part when I get to know someone, even a little bit, I don’t need anything - hell I wore 2 boyfriends and who knows how many other “buds” out b/c one I’m into someone, look out! It sounds very trite but I am really wired to be one of “those” guys - I get off on real people, not just bodies or the act itself. For better or for worse c’est moi. Now that I have a serious and wonderful bf with that quality makes things just amazing. Guess I am a luck dork.
Don’t know why I felt like sharing esp. since this was posted a long time ago but sometimes the blog factor just helps purge the demons. Thanks for listening
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