Archive for May, 2005

Cheeseburgers Make Me Wet

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Okay….everybody is all upset about Paris Hilton washing a luxury car in a bikini in order to sell a cheeseburger. They are calling it soft core porn. I just call it silly. Saavy advertising, but silly. It’s saavy because obviously Carl’s Jr. knows that no one likes great big fat hamburgers more than young guys [...]

Mother Was Always Right

Friday, May 27th, 2005

I know some people think I write about sexually-related stuff too much. But, hey, I’m a twenty-something (at least for 4 more weeks) male horndog. We think about sexual stuff twenty-two and a half hours a day (the other hour and half, we’re eating or taking a crap.)
It turns out that my last post, which [...]

Non-Prescription Cialis

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

You would think that Paris Hilton was giving Jesus a lap dance the way that a group of guys I work with were held in rapt attention. They were grouped around another co-worker, hanging on his every word, as he described how a friend of his had given him a handful of cialis to take [...]