Archive for May, 2005

Cheeseburgers Make Me Wet

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Okay….everybody is all upset about Paris Hilton washing a luxury car in a bikini in order to sell a cheeseburger. They are calling it soft core porn. I just call it silly. Saavy advertising, but silly. It’s saavy because obviously Carl’s Jr. knows that no one likes great big fat hamburgers more than young guys [...]

Mother Was Always Right

Friday, May 27th, 2005

I know some people think I write about sexually-related stuff too much. But, hey, I’m a twenty-something (at least for 4 more weeks) male horndog. We think about sexual stuff twenty-two and a half hours a day (the other hour and half, we’re eating or taking a crap.)
It turns out that my last post, which [...]

Non-Prescription Cialis

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

You would think that Paris Hilton was giving Jesus a lap dance the way that a group of guys I work with were held in rapt attention. They were grouped around another co-worker, hanging on his every word, as he described how a friend of his had given him a handful of cialis to take [...]

All You Need Is Love

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Over the weekend I drove by several churches that were holding weddings. They were either just getting out, or posing for what was probably the seventy-eigth or ninth picture. Squeaky clean couples and gushing families. An endless parade of men and wives being given the blessings of older generations of men and wives. Moms and [...]

Knocking Opportunity

Monday, May 16th, 2005

Life is always offering us opportunities. Big opportunities like the great little house you always wanted goes on the market around the time you can afford a move. Or little ones like your boss needs to git rid of those 50-yd. line seats for the Florida game just as you walk by. That’s when a [...]

Friendly Finger

Sunday, May 15th, 2005

This is basically a follow-up post to FINGER F*CKED, so it will be short. Which is probably a good thing. I have looked back on some of my posts. Geez, do I ever shut-up? I think my posts tend to be long-winded because I really don’t talk much in real life. I’m a pretty quiet [...]

Neigborhood Watch

Saturday, May 14th, 2005

The Pentagon is shutting down a bunch of military bases and downsizing. Some personnel will be absorbed into other bases, but there is going to be a net loss of people working for army, navy, air force, and marines. While I can’t say that I’m a big proponent of military action, I do believe that [...]