LARGETONY Blog

Okay….everybody is all upset about Paris Hilton washing a luxury car in a bikini in order to sell a cheeseburger. They are calling it soft core porn. I just call it silly. Saavy advertising, but silly. It’s saavy because obviously Carl’s Jr. knows that no one likes great big fat hamburgers more than young guys [...]

I know some people think I write about sexually-related stuff too much. But, hey, I’m a twenty-something (at least for 4 more weeks) male horndog. We think about sexual stuff twenty-two and a half hours a day (the other hour and half, we’re eating or taking a crap.)
It turns out that my last post, which [...]

You would think that Paris Hilton was giving Jesus a lap dance the way that a group of guys I work with were held in rapt attention. They were grouped around another co-worker, hanging on his every word, as he described how a friend of his had given him a handful of cialis to take [...]

Over the weekend I drove by several churches that were holding weddings. They were either just getting out, or posing for what was probably the seventy-eigth or ninth picture. Squeaky clean couples and gushing families. An endless parade of men and wives being given the blessings of older generations of men and wives. Moms and [...]

Life is always offering us opportunities. Big opportunities like the great little house you always wanted goes on the market around the time you can afford a move. Or little ones like your boss needs to git rid of those 50-yd. line seats for the Florida game just as you walk by. That’s when a [...]

This is basically a follow-up post to FINGER F*CKED, so it will be short. Which is probably a good thing. I have looked back on some of my posts. Geez, do I ever shut-up? I think my posts tend to be long-winded because I really don’t talk much in real life. I’m a pretty quiet [...]

The Pentagon is shutting down a bunch of military bases and downsizing. Some personnel will be absorbed into other bases, but there is going to be a net loss of people working for army, navy, air force, and marines. While I can’t say that I’m a big proponent of military action, I do believe that [...]