All Pec’d Out
Even though we’ve had snow the past couple of days, Spring is about to burst forth any day now in East Tennessee. It’s going to mean t-shirts and no-shirt weather and for once in my almost thirty years, I would like to burst forth with a great chest.
Because I am tall and have a fast metabolism, I have always tipped the scales toward the lean side. Even when I’m carrying some decent muscle, it’s pretty lean. And lean muscle doesn’t make for a good chest. Not the kind of chest I wan’t. I want a thick, meaty, heavy-weight chest. My chest is okay. It’s not sunken, but, still, my chest is basically a couple of pancakes.
I don’t want just a better chest. I want Pecs. Anybody can have a chest, but not everybody can have Pecs. Pecs with a capital “P.” In some ways, my genes have been good to my body. I have broad shoulders and my waist at it’s biggest hits 32 inches. So if you look at me straight on, I appear to have a pretty good build. But turn me sideways, and I start to disappear. But, if I had Pecs…just imagine the possibilities.
I’ll admit I feel a tinge of jealousy when I see a man with a PECtacular chest. (okay, a mixture of desire and jeaously: I hate you but I want you.) Just like big-breasted women, there’s power for men in having a big chest. Admit it, you show a certain amount of respect for a man who is pectorally gifted. And just like straight guys with women, you have trouble looking them in the eye becuase you are distracted. Now a lot of people would normally make this comparison with a woman’s breasts and a man’s dick. Sure, a big dick can get attention, but you can’t show off your dick everywhere. Well, you could, but people would think your were a perv.
I want the kind of chest that when you strip your shirt off on a hot day, it elicits small almost inaudible gasps. The kind of chest that when you strip your shirt off on a hot day, people wait in anticapation of seeing a salty bead of sweat roll across it. I’m not looking for big freaky, steroided up man tits. Just a sexy chest. The kind of chest that guys can’t help but ask if they can touch it. And the best part would be that since it’s my chest, I can touch it all I want. And I’d touch it a lot. I would massage lotion into my hunky chest like a collector polishing fine antique furniture.
And a chest like that isn’t just for the summer. It gets attention in the winter too. Because it’s not just a chest. They’re not just pecs. They’re Mancakes: a meaty shelf that sits high your torso, stretching out your sweaters from armpit to armpit, casting a deep horizaontal shadow just above your abdomen.
I know, you’re saying, “so get in the gym and start turning those pancakes into Mancakes.” Lord knows I’ve tried. It’s just not in the cards for me. May father and brother did not have heroic chests, either. My only option for guaranteed success is implants. And I wouldn’t do that in a million years. So, I’m just gonna forget about it and be happy with what I do have. Just please don’t call me a perv.
March 3rd, 2005 at 12:30 am
hahaha!!!
mancakes. you’re the best.
March 4th, 2005 at 9:50 am
you look really damn good in the pancakes picture. but I like em tall dark and lean.
March 4th, 2005 at 5:48 pm
What others think of you is half as important as what you think of yourself.
If your desire to have a bigger chest is based on feeling accepted then I’d say no. I don’t really thinks thats the case w/you. If having a bigger chest makes you feel better about yourself and you can afford the implants go for it.
I used to be VERY skinny and while I do have a decent chest now, I’m pretty much in the same boat as you, pancakes, not mancakes. If I could afford it, I’d get’em
March 5th, 2005 at 10:13 am
I can relate. I have no definition in my chest at all. I don’t even have pancakes! I have an empty plate.
March 5th, 2005 at 11:18 am
Oh my God I love your graphics. You are now my favorite new read!
March 5th, 2005 at 11:57 am
not like it makes a difference what anyone else but yourself thinks, but you look way hotter in the pancakes pic
March 9th, 2005 at 10:47 pm
Greedy bastard. Your other physical “gifts” aren’t enough, so you want Pecs, too… Heh. Then again, I can’t say I’d blame you. I wish I had MANCakes too!
March 17th, 2005 at 9:46 pm
The grass is often greener. I have a chest, I’d enjoy more of a waist! Pics at website.
Best & good luck,
-R
March 24th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
I love your body. Tall and lean is so hot. I have the same body as you so I understand. I have used steroids in the past to get the mancakes. I didnt want to go that route again. So, I did the impants three weeks ago. I have two buds that did it. They were right.. It was the best money ever spent. I also am enjoying the extra attention I am getting from guys that I knew before…that didnt even know I did it. All of that for a mere $6200. I always wanted it…now I have it!
March 25th, 2005 at 2:16 am
hey there
August 9th, 2006 at 1:06 am
thanks for your comments on my blog… you might not have much more of a chest than me, but you are balancing that out with a massive appendage between your legs. What about us totally average, cookie cutter bland boys that are just average there too?
Thankfully my chest from years of swimming is actually fairly deep, side on, it’s just not muscular.
May 12th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
I also find tall & lean very attractive, but mancakes make a world of difference. Great photos you’ve posted… With mancakes your stomach looks 10 times smaller & your overall look 25 times more sexually attractive. If you can afford the implants….go for it. I am finally able to afford it & I’m going to get some of my own. I’d like to see KC & his friends before & after photos. Feel free to email me any comments or photos. grantgilmore62@gmail.com
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:40 am
Tony,
You can’t have it all! You already outsize most me in the cock department! Your cock does everything to other men that you want your chest to! Also, your pecs as big, toned and solid enough! Be proud!