LARGETONY Blog

Sunday was Oscar night, and I’m sure that blogs everywhere will have some mention of the event. So, why should I dissapoint?
Except I’m not going to applaud or grouse about who won and who didn’t. I hardly ever go to the movies, so I have not seen a single thing nominated. I’m not going [...]

I’m always a day or two behind the news, so you have probably already heard that Charles, Prince of Wales is going to marry his longtime love and former mistress Camilla Parker Bowles. But that’s not the news I’m talking about. I’m talking about the fact that The Bush2 White House has announced that when [...]

Once I discovered, about a decade ago, that I really like men, I realized that I really like men. All kinds. Some people find this hard to believe about me. I guess it’s because I am a small-town country boy from the south. But it really sticks in my craw (whatever the hell a [...]

If you have watched any amount of TV in your life, you have heard of “sweeps month.” Every February and May, TV shows roll out their best episodes, hoping to score big ratings and drive up their advertising dollars. At least that’s the idea. It’s not always the best episodes. In fact sometimes quality is [...]

You can probably tell by the title that this post deals with sex. So if you’re at work…
I had someone comment in an e-mail the other day that city boys are fun, but country boys are just plain wild. I don’t know too many city boys, but I do get a sense that city [...]

It’s Valentine’s Day. V-Day. Couples near and far will spend romantic moments canoodling, snogging, sucking and fucking. Gay, straight, lesbian, and otherwise, all wrapped up in sensual bliss. V-Day.
Then there are us single people: either spending the day alone in a hot pink confection of self-pity; cruising the gutters for anything with a heartbeat in [...]

I heard it coming and should have braced myself, but it was too late. I was in the grocery yesterday and there I was picking through the Granny Smith Apples (love them tart apples! Mmmm.) when I heard, from behind, the quick smacking of little leather soles. My brain quickly processed this as the sound [...]