LARGETONY Blog

There’s a certain type of gay man that I really hate. It’s that really mean type of gay man who lives to make fun of everyone and everything that doesn’t fall into his narrow world of what is good, right, or acceptable. It’s just like those groups of teenage girls who terrorize the unblossomed and [...]

This just in from Reuters News Service:
Pentagon Spurned Plan to Initiate Enemy Homosexuality
By Jim Wolf
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. military rejected a 1994 proposal to develop an “aphrodisiac” to spur homosexual activity among enemy troops but is hard at work on other less-than-lethal weapons, defense officials said Sunday.
The idea of fostering homosexuality among the enemy [...]

It’s the middle of the night and I am wide awake. That’s not really all that unusual because I am a bit of an insomniac. But the reason I am up tonight is becuase I slept through most of the day. It was one of those wasted day sleeps.
It was Sunday. I slept a little [...]

We all have things that either we can’t do well or do at all. Nobody is good at everything. Still we can’t help but feel inadequate at times. Maybe you can’t dance. Maybe you don’t have a green thumb. Maybe you’re not a good public speaker. I’m not good at any of those things. But, [...]

It’s my wallet. I love my wallet. I have had it since 1996. The leather is nice and soft now, completely shaped to contour to my butt. It’s great because it has all these nooks and crannies and places to tuck stuff away. (My wallet. Not my butt.) I have discovered that some of those [...]

Have you ever wondered what you would be like if you had been born the opposite sex? What would I be like if I were a woman. I thought, at first, that my personality would basically be the same. But would it? Your personality is shaped so much by your environment and how you were [...]

It’s a first. For the first time in my brief blogging career, I have actually done entries seven days in a row. I have actually managed to put together one week’s worth of thoughts (does anyone smell smoke?).
Seven is a powerful number. You find it all throughout history and culture. There’s sevens everywhere. How many [...]