100 Things, Pt 1
I’ve seen others do this on their blogs, and I’m suffering from blogger’s block anyway.
-1. My zodiac sign is cancer.
-2. My lucky number is 9.
-3. My favorite drink is beer.
-4. I hate cleaning food out of the trap in the sink.
-5. I lost both my parents by the time I was 17.
-6. I have never eaten lobster.
-7. I wear size 14 shoe.
-8. My favorie color is blue.
-9. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
-10. I snore.
-11. I wanted to be an NBA star.
-12. I have never been on an airplane.
-13. I hate shopping.
-14. I use Lever 2000 body wash.
-15. I’m afraid of bees.
-16. I have an older brother.
-17. I’m a house painter for a living.
-18. I don’t smoke.
-19. I can’t eat meat if there is any pink showing.
-20. I wear boxer briefs (perfect blend of roominess and support.)
-21 I sleep naked.
-22. I graduated high school in 1993.
-23. I drink orange juice by the liter.
-24. I have never shaved anything other than my face.
-25. I can’t dance.
-26. I have oatmeal for breakfast almost ever day.
-27. Kissing gives me a chub.
-28. My favorite time of day is just after sunrise.
-29. I drive a truck.
-30. I think David Sedaris is a genius.
-31. I’m a loner.
-32. I hold a grudge.
-33. I don’t like to take medicine.
-34. When I get drunk I get very affectionate.
-35. When I wear boots, I’m almost 6 foot 5.
-36. I prefer Hershey’s to fancy chocolates.
-37. I love to wear tank tops or ‘beaters.
-38. I was 17 the first time with a man.
-39. I was 23 the last time with a woman.
-40. I love to go commando in sweat pants/shorts.
-41. I have never been in the hospital over night.
-42. I look goofy in hats.
-43. I’m very shy in person.
-44. I can do handstand pushups.
-45. I don’t like to wear cologne. I just wash real good.
-46. Chopping wood relaxes me.
-47. Women take notice of me a lot more than men do.
-48. My accent is so thick that even southerners make fun of me.
-49. My favorite cartoon is The Flintstones.
-50. There are five pillows on my bed.
January 30th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
Size 14 shoe? Ummm…the mind wonders.
David Sedaris is fantastic. I love him
Love the blog. Keep up the good work. And your hot. Really hot.
–David
http://www.davidslife.typepad.com
January 31st, 2005 at 12:07 pm
so hot.
lucky #11 here.
February 1st, 2005 at 1:39 pm
dude: you’ve NEVER been on an airplane?!?
February 3rd, 2005 at 12:58 am
I saw David Sedaris in Wilmington, DE in December. It is a bit much to call him a genius, but he is truely hilarious and, as a writer, inspiring. He looses genius points for being a heavy smoker. If you get the chance, by all means go to one of his shows.
Lobster is too sweet. You are not missing much. Stick with tuna.
My favorite time of day is just before to just after sunrise. #47 – What is wrong with those men in Tennessee?