Topped Myself
I’ve finally got a groove going with this blogging stuff. Last week I hit a benchmark by managing to do entries seven days in a row (which is more entries than I have done in some entire months). I blew that run by skipping two days. But I started a new cycle and with this entry I have done nine in a row. I have topped myself with nine!
Well, not literally topped myself. And certainly not literally with nine. I’ve been the receiver before, but I don’t know if I would let someone with nine in there. Is that hypocritical?
All I was meaning was that I have outdone myself with nine consecutive entries. (the written kind of entry.) Could you imagine literally topping yourself? Sticking your dong up your on rump? I saw a guy do it in a movie once. I don’t see how. Sure, you have to have a decently long cock…which I do. But when I get excited, my dick is too hard to bend back between my legs like that. How do guys do it? It’s difficult to just to point your stuff down at the toilet for a piss when you have morning wood. And morning wood is not even as firm as “i’m gonna fuck you into next week” wood.
So, say you are a guy who is so monstrously big that even when soft you can reach back there…which I’m not. Once you get a stiffer, won’t it come ripping out of your sphincter and fly up front? That’s gotta hurt. And imagine the indignity of not being polite enough to carefully pull out of your own ass.
Or, if you are a guy who is suffering from disfunction…which I’m not. If you are not going to get any harder, why bother with all that twisting and bending into an awkward position to get it in there? Hell, just buy yourself a bag of marshmallows and load up. It might be fun. With the heat of your anus, and your human “chocolate”, all you need to do is throw in some graham cracker crumbs and you can shit out S’mores.
Sorry. I know that was gross, but it’s where my mind went. And even as gross as it is, it’s a funny image to me.
January 22nd, 2005 at 1:29 pm
I think that self-pleasure has it’s limits, and why would anyone want bugger himself, it is so much better when someone else does it for you. Why go solo, when you can have a tag team.
January 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
is that the same thing
as when a guy sucks himself off?
can you get off that way?
sounds like a lot of work.
hahaha. human chocolate!!!
January 24th, 2005 at 12:48 am
I was merrily reading along until I reached the part about the S’mores.
And then I did a spit take all over my monitor. If you’ll excuse me, I need to grab a towel…