LARGETONY Blog

It’s my wallet. I love my wallet. I have had it since 1996. The leather is nice and soft now, completely shaped to contour to my butt. It’s great because it has all these nooks and crannies and places to tuck stuff away. (My wallet. Not my butt.) I have discovered that some of those nooks need cleaning. Here’s what’s currently in it:

-Tennessee Driver’s License

-ATM Card

-Sam’s Club Card

-Kroger Plus Card

-Car Insurance Card

-Health Insurance Card

-Check Book (the carbon type because I never take time to fill out the check register. Only three checks left.)

-Postage Stamps

-Four reciepts that are so faded I can’t read them. (How do they fade with no light getting to them?)

-Receipt for $49.70 for some kind of auto work done at Firestone in September 2003.

-Check for $67.32 from work for reimbursment of some materials I bought. (Thought I lost it.)

-Reciept from bank deposit on January 6, 2005 (See, everything isn’t old and needing to be thrown out.)

-Extra deposit slips

-$25.00 Gift Certificate to Ruby Tuesday that somebody gave me.

-8 stamps from Subway’s Sub Club program (Now discontinued)

-Free sandwich card from Lenny’s Sub Shop down in Knoxville

-Phone numbers for Chad, Tony, Warner, Jim, and Don. (And I have no idea who any of them are.)

-Three aging Durex XXL. (They’re bigger than Trojan Magnum. Why three? You think that if I finally get a chance to use one, I’m gonna use ONLY one?)

-Twenty – three dollars cash.

So that’s what that bulge is in the back of my jeans. Now, the one down my leg… That’s my cock.

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