I Enjoy Not Being A Girl
Have you ever wondered what you would be like if you had been born the opposite sex? What would I be like if I were a woman. I thought, at first, that my personality would basically be the same. But would it? Your personality is shaped so much by your environment and how you were raised. I guess people who are alpha dogs are born alpha dogs, but the particulars has a lot to do with how you were allowed or not allowed to express those alpha tendencies.
For example, I am a pretty shy person. I know it’s hard to believe considering that I’m strutting my bigness across the world wide web, but in person I’m totally different. I’m very quiet until I know people and I tend to stay in the corner when around large groups of people. I think that all stems from the way I was treated by my father and brother when I was younger. I was always being put down and made fun of, and the easiest way to avoid it was to be invisible. And other people who were the bullying type would sense that in me and I would be their target as well. The one thing that would gain me respect was my big fatty. Maybe that’s why I’m comfortable with showing it off on the net.
But what if I had been a girl? Fathers and brothers tend to be more protective of their daughters and sisters and the mental and verbal abuse is much less likely to occur. So, if I was a girl, would I be more open and find it easier to meet and talk to new people? Or would I have still been insecure and needed big boobs to make me feel adequate? Would I have had big boobs?? Given that my chest is the least developed part of my body, probably not.
So that brings me to what might I have looked like? Would I have still been tall? My father was and my brother is tall. So, it’s in the genes. I have trouble deciding if my mother was tall. We lost her when I was 14, but I was already six feet tall by then, so I was taller than her. But was she tall for a woman? I can’t remember. I seemed to have picked up most of my father’s genetic traits (tall, long face, big nose, hair color). So did my brother. So if there had been females, would they have been more like my mother? The only thing I got from my mother was eye color. Ours are brown, while my brother and father went green.
Whatever the outcome, I probably would have been a pretty homely girl. Kind of like Jethrene on “The Beverly Hillbillies” only with dark hair. Which makes me glad I turned out a guy. I know I’m not a pretty boy, but I think I definitely look better as a guy than I would a girl.
But the main reason I prefer being a guy is my penis. Not because I have a big one. Because I have one period. Women just don’t know what they are missing by not having a penis. I realize that the penis sort of looks like God’s big afterthought, sort of slapped onto the pelvis the way it is. But it’s WAY easier to maintain than that elaborate mystical system of pipes and valves women have tucked away up in there. I sort of feel sorry for women for not having a penis. Three of the greatest feelings in the world come from having a penis:
1. The feeling of a good long piss. Yes, I know women urinate. But that’s it, they urinate. They don’t piss. I have never been in a women’s restroom, but somehow I just know deep in my bones they they don’t enjoy it like we do. I just know that women aren’t standing there (sitting in their case) pelvis foward, head back, mouth slack, letting out a warm stream and a contented “ahhhhhhhhh…” It’s something we men have. And when you’re at the urinal and you hear the guy next to you sigh, you know what he’s feeling. You’re brothers although you have never met.
2. The feeling of getting your nut. Women think they have us topped here. They think that they have more intense orgasms than men. (That’s another difference. Women orgasm. Guys, we “get a nut,” “get off,” “shoot a load,” or “cum.” Just the words tell you we got it better.) Women also think they are the shit because that can have multiple orgasms. Even if all that is true, what good are more intense orgasms and multiple ones if you never have them. Women always complain that they can’t orgasm or that they rarely do. Fuck that. I’ll take my simple little one at a time, on yur chest, multi-spurting, fist-drenching, sticky, gooey, cum load any day. Every day. Three or four times a day….NOW.
3. The feeling when you’re walking around bare-assed naked and your semi-hard cock is slapping your thighs with every step. Although not as superior as #’s 1 and 2, a satisfiying feeling all the same. You feel raw. You feel powerful. You feel like the base animal from which you decended. You feel like a MAN.
And feeling like a man is the best feeling there is.
January 18th, 2005 at 11:14 am
I agree with everything your saying. I especially enjoy being a guy when I hear all the ladies at work talking about their “monthly visitor” and all the stuff they have to deal with. I’m so glad I don’t have to go through that.
As for your #2, I’ve read that something like 18% of women never have an orgasm their entire lives! I have an orgasm every single time (whether I’m with my partner, or “taking thinks in my own hands”). How cool is that?
BTW, Does your cock have a name? I call mine “Mr. Happy”.
January 24th, 2005 at 3:52 pm
I think it’s great, too, but my favorite reason for being a man is that when you want to take a leak on the side of the road or against a building you can just take it out and piss. Easy in and out. Only a guy can do that!
January 24th, 2005 at 4:32 pm
I agree with everything you’ve said, but you left off the best part. When you’ve got to pee while walking down the road all you have to do is whip it out and let ‘er rip. Peeing against the corner of a building or some wall that’s secluded is so cool. It’s great to have a penis and easy access to it.
February 25th, 2005 at 5:17 pm
Dude. Good post, except for one thing. “I know I’m not a pretty boy,…” Now maybe the crux of the issue is with the word “pretty” and your definition isn’t the same as mine. But all I have to say is “WRONG.” You’re HOT! and don’t let anyone (including the voices in your head) tell you different.
November 29th, 2005 at 2:05 am
I’m a guy. The world is my urinal.
February 19th, 2006 at 9:07 am
It’s better to be a girl. I had a sex change operation when I was 25 and its alot better to be a girl.we have better clothes and shoes.people treat women better in society then they do men.I hated being a man it sucked .Women have better orgasms and its easier for a woman to get someone to have sex with her.With the dicks you got you cant get any pussy.but withthe pussy I have I could get all the dicks id want.I have the pussy so I make the rules
March 18th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
My favorite thing about my penis is that there are so many options in regards to what you can do with it, and how much effort or attention you want to put into it. If I’m feeling lazy I can sit down and just pee, but at the same time i could just pull it out anywhere I wanted, and embrace the power in taking a piss. The same goes with jacking off, depending on how much i want to put into it I can experience a multitude of different orgasms. But I agree that the nicest feeling is just knowing that its there. It doesn’t require any maintainence, its just this powerful dynamic symbol of raw sexuality!
March 19th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Girls Rule -We have better clothes then you and are treated better by society and live longer.We have much better orgasms then you do.Stick your finger in your ear and and twist it around hich feels beeter your ear or your finger.women can have babies.men have to work and pay bills women can get men to pay their bills.my vibrator is better then your 2 inch dick.men need viagra women dont.women are the superior sex.I would hate to have a useless cock.I love my pussy and am glad i am a woman
May 5th, 2006 at 7:02 am
The most important thing is to have a matching personality, that is the correct gender personality to physical sex. After deep thinking about my childhood I feel I would be happier being born as girl although changing now would not be right thing to do now as too much water has flown under the bridge. The only thing that would be difficult would be having sex with men as at the moment I can’t see what the hell women see in men:-) I adore women, love being with women and often wish I was one, but I would then have to be a lesbian.
July 9th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
everybody = shit. i want to burn down the earth.
July 24th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
lol I liked your comment “barelyhumanbaby”
Gabrielle
July 27th, 2007 at 5:36 am
Dude, you hit it right on. Especially the orgasm part. I always wondered why everybody thinks that women have better orgasms considering that guys have actually died during orgasm. I don’t know of any females dying. Also, guys will pay for sex which is something that most women will not do (unless they’re rich and ugly). I can orgasm always, with or without a female, and my only purpose for sex is to have an orgasm. I’ve heard women say that they don’t need an orgasm but that’s them. Have them stick to their “intense” orgasms which only occur once a week (if that). I can have one right now and it won’t be 5 or or ten seconds. I can go into a state of uphoria for up to 20 seconds. And so what if I can’t do it again for another 10 minutes, chances are I can still get off all night while whatching some porn.
July 27th, 2007 at 5:38 am
P.S. to the t-girl, dude, you’re still a guy with guy parts made to look like a woman’s. This means that you’re still having male orgasms. So shut up and stop being a queer.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
To “girls rule”, you are living proof as to why I say women are the more selfish gender. Women shouldn’t be treated better, and instead of sympathizing with men for being treated wrongly, you ridicule. Many of the people that treat women better ARE men. Women live longer, but by how much on average — about 5 years. The gap is closing since more women are dealing with stress by going out into the workplace. Who said women have better clothes? I say men have better clothes. It’s all opinion. Why is it that more women wear men’s clothes, than men wear women’s clothes? What about companies designing women’s underwear to look like male briefs? Having a baby is great, but it’s not something a man would want to go through. There’s the pain and weight-gain that goes along with it, including the mood-swings and post-partum depression. No thanks, you keep that. You don’t know that women have better orgasms because you’ve never experienced a male one. Statistically, men can have orgasms much easier than women. It’s incredibly selfish of you to say men “have to work and pay bills” while women don’t. If anything, that only makes women seem weaker and more selfish. The fact is, many women work and pay bills, and to imply that women don’t is an insult to women. And I’ll be damned if a woman makes me pay her bills — what planet is your stuck-up ass living on? Your vibrator might be “better”, but it’s fake. It’s no the real thing. You just made yourself look like a disgusting perv by admitting you have a vibrator. And a pocket-pussy stays tight 24/7 — so what’s your point? It’s definitely better to have a penis. You envy the penis, just like most women envy the penis.
Oh, and we can walk around in public with our shirts off, and you can’t, without getting stared at and ridiculed. LOL!
You sound real jealous of men, man-hater.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Oh yeah, you girls have to deal with periods, PMS, cramping, bloating, and all that bullshit! We don’t! LOL!